Why is everyone attracted to Mario?

Well they could of made him fitter in the furture.
 
Dr. Eggman said:
Well they could of made him fitter in the furture.
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Link? Hes a fit and sexy as fuck
Oh, king zora, nah I like him being a fat useless oaf who takes forever to move out the way.
 
Baby Luigi said:
I think they're talking about Mario the character, not the series, and how princesses are attracted to him.
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Oh... Well, I like his mustache. Plus red's my favorite color!

Edit: Oh wait, you mean why are all the girls attracted to him? Well in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door, all the girls, especially the female partners, comment on Mario's mustache. So yeah, I guess chicks dig facial hair.
 
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