Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

[SiFi]

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[Koopayoshi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Dirk.

Dirk.

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIRK?!?!?!?!?

 

[Pandapowah]

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Dirk.

Dirk.

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIRK?!?!?!?!?

A lot of people was expecting and wanting his name to be Dick.

 

[vgdunkey]

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Dirk.

Dirk.

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIRK?!?!?!?!?

My reaction.

 

[Lily x]

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True, but I think Dirk is more likely than Dill.

And Roxy is probably Lalonde's name.

No, because the kids' names all have on syllable.

Wrong!

One kid's name doesn't!

Check the new update, and I was right about Roxy (which I stole from someone else).

That someone was me!!!

 

[ralphfan]

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Dirk.

Dirk.

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIRK?!?!?!?!?

 

[banjonator1]

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Bluuuuuuhhhh. I never am reading Homestuck again. I am sick of the Trolls and want to get back to the kids. And the new pre-scratch post-scratch kids or whatever the heck they are don't even look interesting. Buh-bye Homestuck.

 

[vgdunkey]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Bluuuuuuhhhh. I never am reading Homestuck again. I am sick of the Trolls and want to get back to the kids. And the new pre-scratch post-scratch kids or whatever the heck they are don't even look interesting. Buh-bye Homestuck.

I do miss the trolls and kids, but then again, I hated the trolls originally so I'll give these guys time to grow on me.

 

[Lily x]

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I'm sure both stories will join together soon.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

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Dirk.

Dirk.

WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DIRK?!?!?!?!?

Dirk

DK

 

[EctoBiologist]

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sericereal96 asked:
Who do you consider the tallest of the trolls?

My sense is a lot of people’s headcanons have Gamzee as the tallest troll.

I’m gonna go ahead and canonically confirm that Gamzee is in fact the shortest troll of all.

Busted fan artists.

Busted.

cool beans hussie.

 

[vgdunkey]

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He goes out of his way to contradict the fans.
By the way, new update. Back to character select.

 

[Ultraluigi]

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Did anyone else notice that uranianUmbra's symbol is on the cover of Complacency of The Learned?
I think that UU has some connection to it.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

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sericereal96 asked:
Who do you consider the tallest of the trolls?

My sense is a lot of people’s headcanons have Gamzee as the tallest troll.

I’m gonna go ahead and canonically confirm that Gamzee is in fact the shortest troll of all.

Busted fan artists.

Busted.

cool beans hussie.

Hussie is the best.

Bluuuuuuhhhh. I never am reading Homestuck again. I am sick of the Trolls and want to get back to the kids. And the new pre-scratch post-scratch kids or whatever the heck they are don't even look interesting. Buh-bye Homestuck.

Another halfhearted fan bites the dust.

Wait, didn't I say almost the same thing a few days ago?

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

(The real reason I'm not interested in Act 6 is because it's too similar to Act 1. The boring side of Homestuck.)

 

[SiFi]

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Act 1 was more fun than Act 5 Act 1.

 

[2257]

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lol

 

[Lily x]

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MSPA is down .

 

[Ultraluigi]

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MSPA is down .

That's because of the SOPA thing. It isn't completely down, if you go on a link to a past update than you can view the archives. But yeah, xkcd and Sluggy Freelance are down too. I'm really pissed off. Couldn't they just have a big poster or something that tells people about SOPA and PIPA instead of annoying everybody?

 

[Lily x]

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Yeah, I wanna read the updates...

 

[vgdunkey]

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I read them on my iPad.
Suckers.
Basically, it doesn't say much except Rose's book series and stuff.
Oh yeah, and cats.
And her Modus.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Roxy's alcoholism is actually pretty funny, because she's only 15.

 

[vgdunkey]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

only 15.

Explains her alcoholism. Teens drink a lot.

 

[Ultraluigi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

only 15.

Explains her alcoholism. Teens drink a lot.

Of course teens drink a lot, it's supposed to be funny because she's underage. I also like how the blackout was explained by her blacking out after drinking too much.

 

[Anton]

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only 15.

Explains her alcoholism. Teens drink a lot.

Of course teens drink a lot, it's supposed to be funny because she's underage. I also like how the blackout was explained by her blacking out after drinking too much.

Roxy's alcoholism is actually pretty funny, because she's only 15.

Implying that underage drinking is funny. What the fuck is wrong with you guys?

Also:

MSPA is down .

That's because of the SOPA thing. It isn't completely down, if you go on a link to a past update than you can view the archives. But yeah, xkcd and Sluggy Freelance are down too. I'm really pissed off. Couldn't they just have a big poster or something that tells people about SOPA and PIPA instead of annoying everybody?

It's one fucking day, deal with it for that long. You being inconvenienced is EXACTLY the point. It's what would happen if the bills were to go into effect, so this protest is to give everyone a taste of what it would be like, pissing them off for one day to prevent it from being forever.

 

[EctoBiologist]

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from youtube.

Lil Bro: Why would he die?!!! Bro NO!!!

Me: Johnny, there's something you have to understand about homestuck by now, it's every character you love will die

Lil Bro: WHY?!!?

Me: Hussie hears all. He knows who you love and he will kill them. He will make you suffer for your feelings.

Lil Bro: ...

Me: Johnny?

Lil Bro: I LOVE JUSTIN BIEBER, OH I LOOOOOOOOOVE JUSTIN BIEBER!! CAN YOU HEAR ME ANDREW HUSSIE?!??!!! I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE JUUUUSSSTTTTIIINNN BBBBIIIIEEEEEBBBEERR!!!!!!!!!!­!!!

Me: asdfghjkl;