Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

[Lily x]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

We know she wears a green jacket and has snakelike horns.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

If she is cuter than Nepeta then I will kiss the ground Hussie walks on.
Well I won't but still.

 

[Lily x]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

She needs really big eyes and a really adorable smile.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Personally, any race that chats by cheering is lame in my book. Trolling was much more interesting.

But hey, I guess some people might like it...

I had a theory a while back that UU is from the pre-scratch trolls' universe, which would explain why she "cheers" instead of "trolls" people.

Has this been proven wrong yet or is it still possible?

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

No, because unless she was a follower of the Sufferer, then she wouldn't be cheering at all.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

No, because unless she was a follower of the Sufferer, then she wouldn't be cheering at all.

No, the Sufferer only retained memories from the pre-scratch world and that's why he wanted all the warfare gone.

The pre-scratch Alternia was peaceful, if I recall correctly. Hence cheering would be normal to everyone.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002462
Look, it's that rapping robot Bro has. This is why one has to re-read Homestuck.

 

[Lily x]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/index.php?s=6&p=002462
Look, it's that rapping robot Bro has. This is why one has to re-read Homestuck.

CREEPY!

 

[Marioguy1]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

No, because unless she was a follower of the Sufferer, then she wouldn't be cheering at all.

Um, no, that would still make it possible.

But the real reason it can't be a post-scratch troll is that the scratch was in the kids' universe, not the trolls' universe. So there has been no scratch (in the main storyline) in the trolls' universe.

 

[2257]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

He said "pre-scratch", though. Meaning a troll from the original Alternia that matured without the influence of Doc Scratch.

I don't think that's likely, personally. She seems to have the sym69l of the Sufferer on her sleeve. On the original Alternia that symbol probably wouldn't have any significance, because the Sufferer's revolt, torture, and death never happened in that timeline.

On the other hand, the sym69l on her sleeve, if that's really what it is, is horizontally mirrored. That has been used to symbolize the original universe before.

 

[SiFi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I'm guessing she's Pre-Scratch Condesce, considering how she's reluctant to tell Jane her name for fear that it might "stir Up some things best left in their present eqUilibriUm."



















Oh hey I just noticed.

"stir Up"

Stirring. Like Betty Crocker does.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Two thing. One, a reference to Problem Sleuth. Two, UU describes her co-player as "cUrmUdgeonly", which does make me thing of Karkat.

 

[Rise Up Above It]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Just found this fanart of UU: http://sassy-unicrippled-tavros.tumblr.com/post/17331506177/sassy-pansexual-nepeta-striderprovider

I want Andrew to canonize this NOW.

looks better than lily's fantroll.

sorry lily but the term word I am searching for is "cute" plus she uses "^u^" which is a ridiculously cute smiley for a troll.

I agree there. That fanart seems like it should be pretty close at least. It sort of just completely fits with her imo.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Okay, a bit of a weird topic but I want to know.

Spoiler

So troll anatomy is pretty much identical to human anatomy, right? But meanwhile, troll reproduction is as far from human reproduction as possible, which kind of makes a few things unneeded (I.e. breasts).

 

[Ultraluigi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I think her "brother" has Cetus as his sign. Why? In 1970, it was proposed that the Zodiac should have 2 extra signs, one of them Ophiucus, and the other one Cetus. She also said that that they are "genetically similar" leading me to think that his chumhandle contains the letter U, given how the handles are based on genetics. It's not likely, though. EDIT: and we've seen a whale lusus before.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Okay, a bit of a weird topic but I want to know.

Spoiler

So troll anatomy is pretty much identical to human anatomy, right? But meanwhile, troll reproduction is as far from human reproduction as possible, which kind of makes a few things unneeded (I.e. breasts).

Spoiler

We don't know if these are breasts nor do we know what their function is in the troll society. The best thing to go along with it and not pay attention to it. Or ask Hussie and expect a hilarious response.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I think the latter may be the best course of action.

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I'm not sure that I want to know.

 

[2257]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I'm 100% sure that you want to know.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

I guess you could assume that Lusii aren’t biologically part of the troll growth cycle, and it’s a developed symbiosis that occured over time? That at one point troll women breastfed their young? Wait why am I trying to justify troll boobs, this is stupid

I once said it was maybe the most important intellectual activity we could possibly engage in, to justify the existence of troll boobs, and I stand by that statement.

Who says they serve the same purpose? Maybe they are glands for some other more alien substance. Maybe a substance useful in battle???????

/END FANFICTION

Okay THAT would be awesome

 

[Nabber]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Another thing I was wondering: Dirk has perfect grammar, whereas Bro does not.

?

 

[EctoBiologist]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Just found this fanart of UU: http://sassy-unicrippled-tavros.tumblr.com/post/17331506177/sassy-pansexual-nepeta-striderprovider

I want Andrew to canonize this NOW.

looks better than lily's fantroll.

sorry lily but the term word I am searching for is "cute" plus she uses "^u^" which is a ridiculously cute smiley for a troll.

I agree there. That fanart seems like it should be pretty close at least. It sort of just completely fits with her imo.

yeah.

Okay, a bit of a weird topic but I want to know.

Spoiler

So troll anatomy is pretty much identical to human anatomy, right? But meanwhile, troll reproduction is as far from human reproduction as possible, which kind of makes a few things unneeded (I.e. breasts).

Spoiler

We don't know if these are breasts nor do we know what their function is in the troll society. The best thing to go along with it and not pay attention to it. Or ask Hussie and expect a hilarious response.

why do you want to talk about troll boobs?

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

One thing I've always wondered about is this.
Say two blue bloods of very similar blood colour were to mate. Would their children only have blue blood, ore would their parents' blood colour affect theirs?

 

[Koopayoshi]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

One thing that I know is that UU has long horns, wears a green jacket, and probably has buttons similar to Karkat's sign. I might be wrong but she might be some how related to Terezi (read UU and Dirk's last conversation) and Karkat (source:http://mspaintadventures.wikia.com/wiki/UranianUmbra).

 

[EctoBiologist]

Re: R41NBOW RUMPUS P4RTYTOWN (Spoilers ahead!)

Guys I noticed something

Sawtooth head looks similar to that of Quarters.