Alternate Alternian Adventure

She's not really my character, you know...
 
CLOSE ENOUGH

or something.
 
I have my own ridiculous fan troll.

But you can't have him, because you'd kill him !
 
> Dr. Javelin: Google "2257", "troll", and "Homestuck".

You trawl through several pages of forums or stuff with the number 2257 before you find a page that might be relevant.

Of course, your school computers block it so you can't tell.

Curses.
 
All it says is "Sorry, no discussion with that id exists.".

Anyway, there's nothing to find on Google assuming they never indexed my hard drive.
 
carcinoGeneticist said:
assuming they never indexed my hard drive.
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It's common knowledge that Google is secretly plotting to take over the world and if you have anything created by Google on your computer then it's uploading all of your files to a secret Google server.
 
But they probably don't put any of that into their search results.
 
The first person who's in the story (no 22 not you) to reply to this post will appear in the next part.
 
Do you really have to exclude me specifically when I've already said she's not my character?
 
Umm I'm not sure if I should do this, since I already appeared.
 
carcinoGeneticist said:
Do you really have to exclude me specifically when I've already said she's not my character?
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It's just because you're always the first person to post after me.

Detective Dick Gumshoe said:
Umm I'm not sure if I should do this, since I already appeared.
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: - /

Okay you and someone else then.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
carcinoGeneticist said:
Do you really have to exclude me specifically when I've already said she's not my character?
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It's just because you're always the first person to post after me.

Detective Dick Gumshoe said:
Umm I'm not sure if I should do this, since I already appeared.
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: - /

Okay you and someone else then.
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Peekaboo.
 
MCD said:
Peekaboo.
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Cool.

I actually had sort of planned to put you in anyway so this works out great.

Discord said:
No fair, I have school.
And sleep.
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Only the truly dedicated get the early appearances.

Or the lucky or something, who knows.

Lily said:
Why can't all three of us be in it, anyway MCD ninja'd me :(.
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Because I have to appear in every part, and I can't put more than two characters in each one. Obviously.

My self-indulgence knows no limits.
 
> Javelin: Level up.

You completely obliterate your echeladder, taking you to the highest god tier of ANDREW HUSSIE. You earn infinite boondollars and build grist because you literally own this story now.
You decide to start screwing with the characters.

> Javelin: Screw with the characters.
 
HOW THE *bleep* DO I KEEP MISSING EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO JOIN THIS THING.

EDIT: Owait, that was not a sign up. I feel stupid now.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Because I have to appear in every part, and I can't put more than two characters in each one. Obviously.
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Quizmo+MCD+Javelin=3 characters.
Mind=Blown
 
Detective Dick Gumshoe said:
Dr. Javelin said:
Because I have to appear in every part, and I can't put more than two characters in each one. Obviously.
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Quizmo+MCD+Javelin=3 characters.
Mind=Blown
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Damn he called my bluff.

Back to an interesting story now.
 
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