Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, but the dogs are friendly and only wants to play with you.

I wish an airplane crashed into my room.
 
Granted, they want to take you to an awesome adventure, after repairing your room.

I wish a boulder crushed me.
 
Granted, but the boulder was made by plastic and wasn't strong enough to crush you.

I wish I was in a junkyard.
 
Granted, there are large amounts of gold there, just for you.

I wish I was inside a beehive full of furious bees.
 
Granted, your presence immediately turns it into a beautiful world.

I wish I was shot by a cannon.
 
Granted, the bottomless pit is actually a portal to the Mushroom World.

I wish I became completely petrified.
 
Granted, but the wishes of two young children and the magic of a green thumb bring you back (if you get that reference, you're awesome)

I wish a Piranha Plant ate me.
 
Granted, but the Piranha Plant spits you in a lucky route.
(Doki Doki Panic?)

I wish I was pulled into a nightmare-ish book.
 
Granted, you transform into a fiery demon from hell. You can now destroy Red and Green.

I wish I fell off a cliff.
 
Granted, you get reformed in Washington D.C. and become president.

I wish Freddy Kruger will murder me in my sleep.
 
Granted, but he didn't kill you in real life, he only did it in your dreams so you are okay.

I wish I was the Devilish Dr. Ryuta Kawashima

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Granted, but you can magically fix yourself.

I wish that someone threw a bomb in my house and I was inside.
 
chillv said:
Granted, but he didn't kill you in real life, he only did it in your dreams so you are okay.
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I thought anyone he kills in the dream world dies in the real world as well...

Granted, the bomb releases cheese.

I wish the Void erased our galaxy from existance.
 
Granted, you are a Blargg.

I wish that my house is flooded.
 
Granted, but no damage has been done and you are okay.

I wish I was bowser :bowser:
 
Granted, but you defeat :mario:.

I wish I didn't have any arms or feet.
 
Granted, but since your head is really hard, you don't get any damage.

I wish that Internet never existed.
 
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