Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[Lord Bowser]

Granted, but you lost -$250.

I wish Mario died.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, now he has 98 lives left.


i wish that yoshi would be killed of for the rest of the series.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, he is replaced with .

i wish would attack me.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but he's 3 inches tall.

I wish I was falling.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you are falling in love

i wish i was in lava

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but its cold tomato soup.




i wish that cats didn't exist

 

[Smashley]

Granted. They begin existing again after five seconds.

I wish I was punched in the face.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but you got a lollipop after that.


i wish that a giant hornet would sting me

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but it injects heroin. Wait. That isn't that great.

I wish that I'd get mauled by a bear.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but its your dog who crawled into a bear rug.



i wish for a goomba to take over the world

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but he's a pretty cool dude.

I wish the third Reich had survived.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but he dies immediatly afterwards.



i wish for hamsters to star in a mediocre cgi movie and for thee makers of the movie to ive them boring weapons.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, everyone involved dies

i wish i lost all my monster energy

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but your mom buys some more for you as a gift




i wish i had to clean all of the things

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you get a lot of money for it

i wish i was sad

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but you get happy 5 seconds afterwards.




i wish for smasher to leave the forum

 

[NotABannableOffense]

granted, but he dies immediatly afterwards.

wot

Granted, but he comes right back.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, nothing happens

i wish for pie to the face

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but the pie tastes great!



i wish for a moldy pie to the face

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, you are wearing a protective mask

i wish for the building i am in to be bombed

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but it was a dud.



i wish for a flower pot to fall on my head.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, but it contains a lethal weapon which you now have.

i wish to die

 

[Fazer]

Granted, but someone gave you a 1UP.

I wish that wishes didn't came true.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

granted, but they do come true 5 seconds after you said that

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

granted, nothing happens

i wish to eat a lit bomb