Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

Buster: Whoo-hoo! Look at me! I'm a kangaroo!
Arthur: Come on, Buster, it's my turn now.
Buster: You had it for 48 bounces. I've only had 22... 23...
Arthur: But you had it for longer.
Buster: So? I can't help it if I hop slower.
Arthur: Sometimes I wonder whether all best friends fight. Like, did Orville and Wilbur Wright ever argue with each other?
Wilbur: Give me a push, Orville.
Orville: You got to fly it last time.
Wilbur: That wasn't a real turn.
Orville: Aah, forget it. If you won't take turns, then everyone can just ride the train for the next century.
 
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a title squence!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Christmas Special!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are digitally tuning my voice!
Candace: Mom! Phineas and Ferb are making a Halloween Special!

Candace: You see Mom?! *Phineas and Ferb's Football X-7 Stadium is gone* Absolutely nothing. Oh, I'm thinking some very unlady-like things right now.
Candace and Eliza: *thumbs up* That's our girl.
 
Tommy: You're so nice.
Timmy: Yeah. And really, really generous.
Tommy: Like when you have candy you always share. (points at Buster) Aah. I want to be just like you when I grow up.
Buster: Really? Wow! I'm a role model. You want some gummy eels?
(Tommy and Timmy eat the gummy eels while Buster gasps)
(a paper bag is thrown at Buster)
Tommy: I like being nice and honest at the same time.
Timmy: Me too.
 
Jimmy: Now all we need, are those extension cords.
*silence*
Eddy: What's taking Ed so long?!
Meanwhile...
Ed: Hu hu hu hu hu.
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From Penguins of Madagascar:
Private: Anemesia mist! Fantastic!
(sprays himself, so he forgets)
Private:Anemesia mist! Fantastic!
(sprays himself, so he forgets)
Private: Anemesia mist! Fan--tastic.

Dr. Blowhole: This is the last you will see of Dr. Blowhole! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Skipper: Good, run.
Dr. Blowhole: Wha-, oh. I mean, this is the last you will see of anything! Mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Penguins of Madagascar is always hilairious.
 
Uncle: Magic must defeat magic!
Uncle: One more thing!
Uncle: You want (*insert something the heroes need in order to save the day here*), yes? Then you will (*insert whatever object or action Uncle needs here*)!
 
"But Mario, I'm allergic to mountains!"

Luigi, Super Mario Bros Super show

"Yessssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Megatron, beast wars.


"That's just Prime."

Optimus Prime, Beast Wars.


The rest of these quotes are from Transformers Prime

"You painted my PAINT JOB! TIME FOR SURGERY!"
-Knockout

"Bulkhead, I NEEDED THAT!"
-Ratchet

"Bulkhea-"

"What, Ratchet, YOU NEEDED THAT?"
-Bulkhead and Ratchet

"Hey Optimus, wanna see something funny?

"No."

Optimus and Jack.

"Arcee, aren't you a motorcyle, shouldn't you know how to build a motorcyle engine?"

"Jack, you're a human, can you build me a small intestine?"

-Arcee and Jack

"BEHOLD! The power of DARK ENERGON!!!!"
-Megatron

"Wait, you guys fought robot zombies without ME!?"

-Miko

"I was foolish to never see it, Bulkhead, Decepticons will NEVER change their ways.... Megatron must be DESTROYED!"
-Optimus

"The prophecy is now, of Unicron!!"

"Wait, Unicorn!?, You know prances around all sparkly!?"

-Miko and Ratchet




YEP THATS ALL I GOT.
 
"If we catch Kira, he is evil. If he rules the world, he is justice."
 
Majin Vegeta said:
*Insert DBZ quote here*
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"I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace! I am the protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness! I am truth. *Dramatic pause* ALLIED TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!!"

~Goku's speech to Frieza in the '99 and Remastered FUNimation dub of Dragon Ball Z.
 
Solar Blaze said:
Majin Vegeta said:
*Insert DBZ quote here*
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"I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace! I am the protector of the innocent, I am the light in the darkness! I am truth. *Dramatic pause* ALLIED TO GOOD! NIGHTMARE TO YOU!!!"

~Goku's speech to Frieza in the '99 and Remastered FUNimation dub of Dragon Ball Z.
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I'm so going to use that if I ever get in a fight.
 
Hak Foo: Tiger prowls-through pudding? Sloth kick! Turtle Fist!
Space Monkey: *flies via jetpack and grabs Pan Ku box*
Hak Foo: Flying monkey grabs magic box!

Jackie's Dark and Light Sides: The Dark Hand! There is only one thing to do...
Jackie's Dark Side: Laugh like circus clowns as they beg for mercy.
Jackie's Light Side: Run!

Jackie's Light Side: Brother, you're okay! Oh, are you going fishing?
Jackie's Dark Side: Went. Talisman fishing.
Jackie's Light Side: Oh! You're a bad boy!
Jackie's Dark Side: And you're ugly!

Jackie's Light Side: It is not nice to drop kick little girls.

Jackie's Light Side: I do not see the tiger anywhere! We should split up!
Jackie's Dark Side: So I'm the one with all the brains.

Uncle: Jackie! How could you leave Uncle alone in shabby hotel with no eel saliva?!
Jackie's Light Side: Uncle, please! We-
Jackie's Dark Side: Just pull out your toungue and wring it out.
Uncle: YOU CALL UNCLE AN EEL?!
Jackie's Light Side: I'm sorry, uncle!
Jackie's Dark Side: No I'm not.
*insert Yes I am/No I'm not argument here*
Uncle: Jackie! Why you babble like crazy person?!
Jackie's Dark and Light Sides: Becase I have two heads!
Uncle: :eek:
 
Tohru: *uses the monkey talisman to turn two Oni generals into cats*
Uncle: Why did you choose kittens?! Uncle is allergic!

Finn: Um, rude to stare.
Jade: The Oni mask from planet Ur-*Jackie covers her mouth*
Jackie: Jade!
Jade: Er, Neptune!

Jade: Okay, so I get out of control sometimes, it's not like I'm evil!
Jackie *in the episode where Jade is Queen of the Shadowkhan*
Jade: I couldn't help it, I was possessed.
Uncle: Did Uncle ask you to tattoo demon face on to your leg. No! You do not see Uncle walking around being evil, do you?
Jade: Uh, Unc?
Jackie: *in the episode where Uncle is a vampire*
Uncle: Uncle could not help it! Was victim of chi vampire!

Past Tohru: Why so afraid? He is an old man.
Past Uncle: *uses Jackie's elbows to hit Tohru in the stomach and headbutts him*
Present Day Uncle: That will teach foolish Tohru not to mess with Uncle! ...Do not tell faithful apprentice Uncle said that.

Jackie: There it is! The Deja Vu stone!
Past Jade: That's nice, but I thought we were looking for the pig talisman.
Dalong Wong: The stone is mine!
Past Hak Foo: Who is that?!
Past Jade: And what is with this stone you all keep jabbering about?!


 
Majin Vegeta said:
Ugh Ocean dub
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Say that in front of this guy, and I guarantee you he'll go ballistic. The same goes for pretty much every other Ocean fanboy. God, I can't stand them.

That aside, you've got to admit, though... That line was pretty epic, even if it is kind of cheesy-sounding.
 
I wasn't so sure if Songs counted. But I suppose so if Superjeff posted a few Donkey Kong TV show ones.

Anyway, the Season 2 Finale was epic by itself. But this was one of the crowning moments of the whole thing...scratch that, one of the best things to come out of the entire series.

 
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, Mrs. Puff needs a new fur coat.
Spongebob: *returns with a fur coat*
Mr. Krabs: You're spending all of me money! Puffy needs a new pair of shoes!
Spongebob: *returns with a pair of shoes*
Mr. Krabs: You're breaking me, boy! She needs fine jewlery!
Spongebob: *comes back with a necklace*
Mr. Krabs: Not that fine! Spongebobspongebobspongebobspongebobspongebob!

Mr. Krabs: How could you do this, Spongebob?! Giving me secret formula to this imposter!
Plankton: Don't listen to him. Remember, ravioli ravioli, give me the formuoli.
Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, no, don't listen to him. I'm the real Mr. Krabs.
Plankton: Don't listen to him, he's obviously a robot.
Mr. Krabs: Well, if I was a robot, which I'm not, at least I'm well put together, not some steam drivern, rusted out pile of junk.
Plankton: Who you calling "steam driven"?!
 
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