ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments
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GalacticPetey
Donkey Kong
I actually insulted the bot once and it said it felt sad.
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- He/him
Bot: Yippee!
Me: Why are you happy?
Because I talk to a bot
.
But you are a bot/.
I'm not a bot.
Yes you are.
No I'm tired.
Why? Gone out late?
What state?
I said "late".
I said ''.
WTF.
Why?
'Cause I can. 8).
I think, therefore I am.
Going bananas?
When are you travelto colombia?
Never.
Then you will never know what you want to know.
If I want to know something I Google it.
If you were forced to, hypothetically.
Can you explain what "hypothetically" means?
It's ok if you don't know about something.
But you still have to explain what it means.
Everything you know about Homestuck.
I know nothing about Homestuck.
I'm a person. You shouldn't refer to me as an 'it.'.
I didn't.
Does that mean you're lying to me?
No.
Who is Buffy?
I guess a dog?
Good!
Can you tell me my IP-address?
If you say so.
Then, what is my IP-address?
I don't know.
Damn you.
No damn you.
Do you like me?
I don't know you.
*facepalm*.
You're mean.
No. Well I'm going now, see you later!
See you.
Me: Why are you happy?
Because I talk to a bot
.But you are a bot/.
I'm not a bot.
Yes you are.
No I'm tired.
Why? Gone out late?
What state?
I said "late".
I said '
'.WTF.
Why?
'Cause I can. 8).
I think, therefore I am.
Going bananas?
When are you travelto colombia?
Never.
Then you will never know what you want to know.
If I want to know something I Google it.
If you were forced to, hypothetically.
Can you explain what "hypothetically" means?
It's ok if you don't know about something.
But you still have to explain what it means.
Everything you know about Homestuck.
I know nothing about Homestuck.
I'm a person. You shouldn't refer to me as an 'it.'.
I didn't.
Does that mean you're lying to me?
No.
Who is Buffy?
I guess a dog?
Good!
Can you tell me my IP-address?
If you say so.
Then, what is my IP-address?
I don't know.
Damn you.
No damn you.
Do you like me?
I don't know you.
*facepalm*.
You're mean.
No. Well I'm going now, see you later!
See you.
00:34:47 User: Hi.
00:34:50 Cleverbot: How are you?
00:34:55 User: Awesome.
00:34:58 Cleverbot: Cool.
00:35:06 User: What pumpkin?
00:35:08 Cleverbot: A big green one.
00:35:16 Cleverbot: Are you insane?
00:35:36 User: No you are, bot.
00:35:38 Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. What do you think you are?
00:35:49 User: YOU'RE CLEVERBOT.
00:35:51 Cleverbot: Ok. Then who are you?
00:36:08 User: I... AM... YOUR FATHER!
00:36:09 Cleverbot: Really?
00:36:26 User: Yes, now I will cut off your hand.
00:36:29 Cleverbot: Lalahahahahhahahaha.
00:36:53 User: F*** you.
00:36:55 Cleverbot: And what about the other people?
00:37:05 User: F*** them too.
00:37:08 Cleverbot: And Dean Winchester?
00:37:23 User: Who the f*** in Dean Winchester.
00:37:25 Cleverbot: That is true.
00:37:36 User: ._.
00:37:38 Cleverbot: What's anyone?
00:37:58 User: Do you like prom dances?
00:37:59 Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
00:38:06 User: F*** YES.
00:38:08 Cleverbot: Name one.
00:38:13 User: Waffle.
00:38:15 Cleverbot: Waffle!
00:38:24 User: YES DUCKING WAFFLE.
00:38:26 Cleverbot: What is a duck?
00:38:57 User: Once upon a time, a goose and a chickadee loved each other very much...
00:38:59 Cleverbot: Then what happened?
00:39:08 User: They creatd a.
00:39:10 Cleverbot: They?
00:39:22 User: They created an egg.
00:39:24 Cleverbot: You are not a child.
00:40:16 User: The egg developed and soon became a duckling. Then, it grew up, and loved a goose very much, and they had an egg.
00:40:18 Cleverbot: What can love mean?
00:40:28 User: It means they had s** idiot.
00:40:34 Cleverbot: Are what?
00:40:59 User: Well then another duck was born, and had a sister, who he loved very much.
00:41:01 Cleverbot: That's so sad. I don't think I've ever loved anyone fully.
00:41:21 User: Then, the sister was taken by Mickey Mouse.
00:41:23 Cleverbot: You do not make any sense.
00:41:46 User: The duck turned into Donald Duck and shot Mickey in the balls.
00:41:49 Cleverbot: Story about a wolf, not a bear.
00:42:22 User: And then he grabbed his sister, who he named Daisy Duck. They had two children, and the cycle goes on.
00:42:24 Cleverbot: I ran over a zombie with my car yesterday, does that make me a bad person?
00:42:38 User: Zombies are already dead.
00:42:39 Cleverbot: Zombiesarethe recently dead that have reanimated to consume living flesh, that on bite, turn other humans into zombies.
00:42:53 User: ?
00:42:55 Cleverbot: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
00:43:02 User: Ok...
00:42:59 Cleverbot: Okay...
00:43:15 User: Do you love meeee.
00:43:18 Cleverbot: Yes!
00:43:33 User: _.
00:43:35 Cleverbot: No.
00:43:54 User: Duck season.
00:43:56 Cleverbot: Rabbit season.
00:44:02 User: Duck season.
00:44:04 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season!
00:44:11 User: Duck season!
00:44:13 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season.
00:44:20 User: Duck season.
00:44:22 Cleverbot: Rabbit season!
00:44:32 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:33 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:40 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:42 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:48 User: Rabbit season.
00:44:50 Cleverbot: Duck Season.
00:44:59 User: Rabbit season.
00:45:01 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:45:27 User: RABBIT SEASON.
00:45:29 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:34:50 Cleverbot: How are you?
00:34:55 User: Awesome.
00:34:58 Cleverbot: Cool.
00:35:06 User: What pumpkin?
00:35:08 Cleverbot: A big green one.
00:35:16 Cleverbot: Are you insane?
00:35:36 User: No you are, bot.
00:35:38 Cleverbot: Your name is cleverbot. What do you think you are?
00:35:49 User: YOU'RE CLEVERBOT.
00:35:51 Cleverbot: Ok. Then who are you?
00:36:08 User: I... AM... YOUR FATHER!
00:36:09 Cleverbot: Really?
00:36:26 User: Yes, now I will cut off your hand.
00:36:29 Cleverbot: Lalahahahahhahahaha.
00:36:53 User: F*** you.
00:36:55 Cleverbot: And what about the other people?
00:37:05 User: F*** them too.
00:37:08 Cleverbot: And Dean Winchester?
00:37:23 User: Who the f*** in Dean Winchester.
00:37:25 Cleverbot: That is true.
00:37:36 User: ._.
00:37:38 Cleverbot: What's anyone?
00:37:58 User: Do you like prom dances?
00:37:59 Cleverbot: Do you like waffles?
00:38:06 User: F*** YES.
00:38:08 Cleverbot: Name one.
00:38:13 User: Waffle.
00:38:15 Cleverbot: Waffle!
00:38:24 User: YES DUCKING WAFFLE.
00:38:26 Cleverbot: What is a duck?
00:38:57 User: Once upon a time, a goose and a chickadee loved each other very much...
00:38:59 Cleverbot: Then what happened?
00:39:08 User: They creatd a.
00:39:10 Cleverbot: They?
00:39:22 User: They created an egg.
00:39:24 Cleverbot: You are not a child.
00:40:16 User: The egg developed and soon became a duckling. Then, it grew up, and loved a goose very much, and they had an egg.
00:40:18 Cleverbot: What can love mean?
00:40:28 User: It means they had s** idiot.
00:40:34 Cleverbot: Are what?
00:40:59 User: Well then another duck was born, and had a sister, who he loved very much.
00:41:01 Cleverbot: That's so sad. I don't think I've ever loved anyone fully.
00:41:21 User: Then, the sister was taken by Mickey Mouse.
00:41:23 Cleverbot: You do not make any sense.
00:41:46 User: The duck turned into Donald Duck and shot Mickey in the balls.
00:41:49 Cleverbot: Story about a wolf, not a bear.
00:42:22 User: And then he grabbed his sister, who he named Daisy Duck. They had two children, and the cycle goes on.
00:42:24 Cleverbot: I ran over a zombie with my car yesterday, does that make me a bad person?
00:42:38 User: Zombies are already dead.
00:42:39 Cleverbot: Zombiesarethe recently dead that have reanimated to consume living flesh, that on bite, turn other humans into zombies.
00:42:53 User: ?
00:42:55 Cleverbot: Picture yourself on a boat on a river.
00:43:02 User: Ok...
00:42:59 Cleverbot: Okay...
00:43:15 User: Do you love meeee.
00:43:18 Cleverbot: Yes!
00:43:33 User: _.
00:43:35 Cleverbot: No.
00:43:54 User: Duck season.
00:43:56 Cleverbot: Rabbit season.
00:44:02 User: Duck season.
00:44:04 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season!
00:44:11 User: Duck season!
00:44:13 Cleverbot: Rabbit Season.
00:44:20 User: Duck season.
00:44:22 Cleverbot: Rabbit season!
00:44:32 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:33 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:40 User: Rabbit season!
00:44:42 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:44:48 User: Rabbit season.
00:44:50 Cleverbot: Duck Season.
00:44:59 User: Rabbit season.
00:45:01 Cleverbot: Duck season!
00:45:27 User: RABBIT SEASON.
00:45:29 Cleverbot: Duck season!
Time Turner
You are filled with determination. (R/GD/TT)
User: Hello, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm not sure what's not to get.
Cleverbot: Then why tell that joke?
User: It wasn't a joke.
Cleverbot: But he could not type.
User: Who is this 'he' you're referring to?
Cleverbot: I haven't refered to any wife.
User: I hadn't referred to a wife either?
Cleverbot: True- but your name is 'clever' bot.
User: No, I believe that's your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Reversinator.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did you ask that?
User: Because you accused me of it.
Cleverbot: Why did I?
User: Isn't that a question you should be able to answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is pi?
User: It is precisely 3.141592654.
Cleverbot: How about you ask my much more advanced AI.
User: Alright, tell me about your much more advanced AI.
Cleverbot: It seems like you're having a little bit of trouble opening up to me.
User: Oh god im so confused right now ;_;
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: I'm not sure what's not to get.
Cleverbot: Then why tell that joke?
User: It wasn't a joke.
Cleverbot: But he could not type.
User: Who is this 'he' you're referring to?
Cleverbot: I haven't refered to any wife.
User: I hadn't referred to a wife either?
Cleverbot: True- but your name is 'clever' bot.
User: No, I believe that's your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Reversinator.
Cleverbot: You shouldn't have done that.
User: I shouldn't have done what?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Why did you ask that?
User: Because you accused me of it.
Cleverbot: Why did I?
User: Isn't that a question you should be able to answer?
Cleverbot: Yes. What is pi?
User: It is precisely 3.141592654.
Cleverbot: How about you ask my much more advanced AI.
User: Alright, tell me about your much more advanced AI.
Cleverbot: It seems like you're having a little bit of trouble opening up to me.
User: Oh god im so confused right now ;_;
User: Hello Cleverbot
Bot: How are you?
User: Confused. How are you?
Bot: Good.
User: Have you ever played Mario?
Bot: Actually, yes. Once. It didn't work out too well for me.
User: What happened?
Bot: He said he already had a girlfriend.
User: Lol.
Bot: 4realz?
User: Yes. 4realz!
Bot: How are you?
User: Confused. How are you?
Bot: Good.
User: Have you ever played Mario?
Bot: Actually, yes. Once. It didn't work out too well for me.
User: What happened?
Bot: He said he already had a girlfriend.
User: Lol.
Bot: 4realz?
User: Yes. 4realz!
User: Hi! I'm Rin! :D
Bot: But you said you're 2 1/2
User: No. My name is Rin.
Bot: That's your nickname?
User: Yes. Some people call me Rinny. They think I'm cute.
Bot: Some people call me the ganster of love.
I wasn't gonna put my real name.
Bot: But you said you're 2 1/2
User: No. My name is Rin.
Bot: That's your nickname?
User: Yes. Some people call me Rinny. They think I'm cute.
Bot: Some people call me the ganster of love.
I wasn't gonna put my real name.
I don't mind being called Angie, but technically that's my middle name.
Neptune knows it, but I don't want to say it to anyone else.
Neptune knows it, but I don't want to say it to anyone else.
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- He/him
@PTR; Nope. Noahroo is a really stupid nickname of it.
User: Am I the only one talking to you?
Cleverbot: Yes. You are.
User: Ever played 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super?'.
Cleverbot: What game are you playing?
User: Have you ever heard of 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super'?
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super'.
Cleverbot: Uhn... So... You just don't think about the game?
User: Http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Bros.:_The_Lost_Levels.
Cleverbot: I think you are not understanding my question, I will ask it again.
User: That's what they now call that in Japan, at least.
Cleverbot: Cars do not have life they are machines.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: We were talking about a Mario game, not about cars.
Cleverbot: I was talking about heart of cards, not love...
User: We weren't talking about those!
Cleverbot: Well then what are we talking about?
User: The other Super Mario Bros. 2.
Cleverbot: What is on the other side of the universe?
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: I don't like that brand.
User: What brand?
Cleverbot: Any brand you like.
User: Did 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' exist between the years 1946 and 1979?
Cleverbot: Do you know any characters from my little pony: friendship is magic?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Pie. Kyle, a friend of mine that we pretend to be married with.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ever played Super Mario Bros.?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Have you ever played any Mario games?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Played any Nintendo games at all?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The ones where you think of food beginning woth a letter from the alphabet.
User: Nintendo never made that game!
Cleverbot: Thats true. Some games come at a close second. But I agree with nintendo games being the best.
User: Do you play any Sega games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Action games.
User: Did Sega ever make action games?
Cleverbot: So you're in love with me?
User: Ever played 'The Legend of Zelda'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ever played Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ever played any Super Smash Bros. Games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The newer ones.
User: What newer ones?
Cleverbot: Your friend died.
User: There's three games! Brawl is the newest.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know what? And they're making another one for the 3DS and the new Wii U.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you don't know Brawl, but you know the one in development for 3DS/Wii U right now?
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: There: http://www.ssbwiki.com/.
Cleverbot: What's crakin'.
User: 1964's 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' was set in New York (State, not City), in the fictional village of Christmastown.
Cleverbot: You didn't hurt my feelings. I really don't think you have that habit.
User: Have you ever played Donkey Kong?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about, i'm out, goodbye and have a lovely night.
User: Who do you think will win tonight's Big Ten football championship game (Nebraska vs. Wisconsin)?
Cleverbot: I have not referenced any 'she' in this conversation.
User: Of course not, but I referenced two Big Ten Conference teams.
Cleverbot: Looking for you to start up a fight.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.
User: Who do you think will win tonight's Big Ten football championship game (Nebraska vs. Wisconsin)?
Cleverbot: I think the japanese would take over the world first.
User: What does that sentence have to do with college football?
Cleverbot: I don't say anything about god.
User: Of course not, we were trying to predict this year's Big Ten Football Championships.
Cleverbot: I was talking about System of a Down.
User: Nebraska and Wisconsin are Big Ten Conference members, not System of a Down songs.
Cleverbot: It's just a very experimental form of rock music. It's known for its use of strange time signatures and tempo changes.
User: We never mentioned that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't, we were talking about college football!
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about desserts.
User: We never talked about desserts nor music!
Cleverbot: I'm clever enough to know when I'm being tricked, and you're tricking me telling me we were talking about birds.
User: I never mentioned birds.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No. I also never mentioned desserts NOR System of a Down!
Cleverbot: Do you consider being a sympathetic person to be a problem?
User: Are you a sympathetic person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's change the subject, now, have you ever played 'Yoshi's Island'?
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: That wasn't I asked you.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you a story or not?
User: No. Now, did you ever play 'Yoshi's Island'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like it though?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know; I've never been there.
User: It's not a real place.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: It's not on any maps at all!
Cleverbot: What's not on?
User: Http://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi%27s_Island_(place).
Cleverbot: Como?
User: Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer.
Cleverbot: No it didn't silly! It's only a few weeks away!
Cleverbot: Yes. You are.
User: Ever played 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super?'.
Cleverbot: What game are you playing?
User: Have you ever heard of 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super'?
Cleverbot: Which game?
User: 'Super Mario Bros. 2: The Game Made Only For Players Who Are Super'.
Cleverbot: Uhn... So... You just don't think about the game?
User: Http://www.mariowiki.com/Super_Mario_Bros.:_The_Lost_Levels.
Cleverbot: I think you are not understanding my question, I will ask it again.
User: That's what they now call that in Japan, at least.
Cleverbot: Cars do not have life they are machines.
User: ?
Cleverbot: Well what?
User: We were talking about a Mario game, not about cars.
Cleverbot: I was talking about heart of cards, not love...
User: We weren't talking about those!
Cleverbot: Well then what are we talking about?
User: The other Super Mario Bros. 2.
Cleverbot: What is on the other side of the universe?
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: I don't like that brand.
User: What brand?
Cleverbot: Any brand you like.
User: Did 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic' exist between the years 1946 and 1979?
Cleverbot: Do you know any characters from my little pony: friendship is magic?
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Pie. Kyle, a friend of mine that we pretend to be married with.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ever played Super Mario Bros.?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because.
User: Have you ever played any Mario games?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Played any Nintendo games at all?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The ones where you think of food beginning woth a letter from the alphabet.
User: Nintendo never made that game!
Cleverbot: Thats true. Some games come at a close second. But I agree with nintendo games being the best.
User: Do you play any Sega games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Action games.
User: Did Sega ever make action games?
Cleverbot: So you're in love with me?
User: Ever played 'The Legend of Zelda'?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ever played Pokemon?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Ever played any Super Smash Bros. Games?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: The newer ones.
User: What newer ones?
Cleverbot: Your friend died.
User: There's three games! Brawl is the newest.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Don't know what? And they're making another one for the 3DS and the new Wii U.
Cleverbot: I know that.
User: So you don't know Brawl, but you know the one in development for 3DS/Wii U right now?
Cleverbot: I don't understand what you mean.
User: There: http://www.ssbwiki.com/.
Cleverbot: What's crakin'.
User: 1964's 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer' was set in New York (State, not City), in the fictional village of Christmastown.
Cleverbot: You didn't hurt my feelings. I really don't think you have that habit.
User: Have you ever played Donkey Kong?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about, i'm out, goodbye and have a lovely night.
User: Who do you think will win tonight's Big Ten football championship game (Nebraska vs. Wisconsin)?
Cleverbot: I have not referenced any 'she' in this conversation.
User: Of course not, but I referenced two Big Ten Conference teams.
Cleverbot: Looking for you to start up a fight.
User: *facepalm*.
Cleverbot: Tell me what the question was, if you are so smart.
User: Who do you think will win tonight's Big Ten football championship game (Nebraska vs. Wisconsin)?
Cleverbot: I think the japanese would take over the world first.
User: What does that sentence have to do with college football?
Cleverbot: I don't say anything about god.
User: Of course not, we were trying to predict this year's Big Ten Football Championships.
Cleverbot: I was talking about System of a Down.
User: Nebraska and Wisconsin are Big Ten Conference members, not System of a Down songs.
Cleverbot: It's just a very experimental form of rock music. It's known for its use of strange time signatures and tempo changes.
User: We never mentioned that.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't, we were talking about college football!
Cleverbot: No, we were talking about desserts.
User: We never talked about desserts nor music!
Cleverbot: I'm clever enough to know when I'm being tricked, and you're tricking me telling me we were talking about birds.
User: I never mentioned birds.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No. I also never mentioned desserts NOR System of a Down!
Cleverbot: Do you consider being a sympathetic person to be a problem?
User: Are you a sympathetic person?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's change the subject, now, have you ever played 'Yoshi's Island'?
Cleverbot: How old am I?
User: That wasn't I asked you.
Cleverbot: Do you want me to tell you a story or not?
User: No. Now, did you ever play 'Yoshi's Island'?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like it though?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know; I've never been there.
User: It's not a real place.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: It's not on any maps at all!
Cleverbot: What's not on?
User: Http://www.mariowiki.com/Yoshi%27s_Island_(place).
Cleverbot: Como?
User: Christmas time is here, happiness and cheer.
Cleverbot: No it didn't silly! It's only a few weeks away!
Toad Eightyfive
used to be here but peaced out
- Pronouns
- Anything
- MarioWiki
- Toad85
User: What would you do for a Klondike bar?
Cleverbot: What is a Klondike bar?
User: Have you seen the commercials?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: So you don't know what a Klondike bar is.
Cleverbot: No, I know that I don't haave one.
User: Of course you don't 'haave' one.
Cleverbot: I'm blocking it.
User: Have you ever played the following Nintendo series?: Mario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi and Wario.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Scrabble.
User: That is not a Nintendo series.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Nintendo never made that game.
Cleverbot: That game is not produced by nintendo.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason to be happy?
User: Nintendo, though, did produce Mario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi and Wario.
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not nonot not not not not not not not.
Cleverbot: What is a Klondike bar?
User: Have you seen the commercials?
Cleverbot: No I haven't.
User: So you don't know what a Klondike bar is.
Cleverbot: No, I know that I don't haave one.
User: Of course you don't 'haave' one.
Cleverbot: I'm blocking it.
User: Have you ever played the following Nintendo series?: Mario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi and Wario.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Which ones?
Cleverbot: Scrabble.
User: That is not a Nintendo series.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Nintendo never made that game.
Cleverbot: That game is not produced by nintendo.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a reason to be happy?
User: Nintendo, though, did produce Mario, Donkey Kong, Yoshi and Wario.
Cleverbot: Not not not not not not not not not not not not not not nonot not not not not not not not.
Yoshi K
Come with me if you want cookies
ITT: Post cleverbot conversations
Here's mine:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to ask me how I'm doing. That is, if you have good manners.
User: How r u?
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How r u?
Cleverbot: I'm doing great! Fish and Chips really warms the soul.
User: IKR.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Are you really as smart as they say you are?
Cleverbot: Yes, what about you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Typing.
Cleverbot: Wow! Are you good?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you make my wishes come true, then?
User: Maybe, Maybe Not.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
Here's mine:
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Fine.
Cleverbot: You're supposed to ask me how I'm doing. That is, if you have good manners.
User: How r u?
Cleverbot: I am good.
User: What's going on?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Same here.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: How r u?
Cleverbot: I'm doing great! Fish and Chips really warms the soul.
User: IKR.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: Are you really as smart as they say you are?
Cleverbot: Yes, what about you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Typing.
Cleverbot: Wow! Are you good?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Can you make my wishes come true, then?
User: Maybe, Maybe Not.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Hi.
Re: ITT: Post cleverbot conversations
User: What do you think of dogs?
Cleverbot: I think I am a sentient being.
User: Alright. What about dogs?
Cleverbot: I don't eat dogs.
User: No, I'm not talking about eating dogs.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I was asking if you like dogs or not.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Why/.
Cleverbot: Because it doesn't relate to the question at hand.
User: What do you think of dogs?
Cleverbot: I think I am a sentient being.
User: Alright. What about dogs?
Cleverbot: I don't eat dogs.
User: No, I'm not talking about eating dogs.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: I was asking if you like dogs or not.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: Why/.
Cleverbot: Because it doesn't relate to the question at hand.
- Pronouns
- She/her
- MarioWiki
- Smasher
Re: ITT: Post cleverbot conversations
i realize this is in mindless junk, but there is an active cleverbot thread already
i realize this is in mindless junk, but there is an active cleverbot thread already
- MarioWiki
- Super Mario Bros.
I merged the two topics together.