ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments

Sir Komlin IV said:
User: What is your favorite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Meowth.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: My favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Vaporeon is a very cool Pokemon.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Come on it is really cool.

User: A Venasaur could beat a Vaporeon.

Cleverbot: I am human. But sometimes I forget and can't remember even simple things. It's just a part of the lack of perfection in my mind.

User: What is your favorite Pokemon? (Second Try).

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: He's cute.

User: Bulbasaur is cuter. (LOL).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokémon?

User: Bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Pikachu!

User: BULBASAUR IS BETTER!!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

User: Bulbasaur, dodge and use Vine Whip! Critical Hit!

Cleverbot: Uses port key to escape!

User: NO TAKE THE PORT KEY FROM HIM, BULBASAUR!!!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip!

Cleverbot: The attack missed, Blastoise hydro pump.

User: Bulbasaur, dodge it and use Razor Leaf!

Cleverbot: It is not very effective...

User: Razor leaf is effective against Blastoise!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.

User: Blastoise is Defeated. Bulbasaur gained 750 EXP.

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Bulbasaur! Use Frenzy Plant!!!

Cleverbot: Mupkip, use mud slap!

User: Dodge it and use solar beam!!

Cleverbot: Lucario, dig!

User: Lucario cannot learn dig!!

Cleverbot: Sceptile used leaf blade.

User: Dodge it and use Poison Powder!!

Cleverbot: Blaziken, overheat!

User: Damn!! Bulbasaur retreat. Go Greninja!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use quick attack!

User: Double Battle! Turtwig and Bulbasuar go!!!

Cleverbot: Turtle! Turtle Turtle!

User: Bublasaur used Vine Whip!!

Cleverbot: IT'S A Tangrowth! Tangrowth.

User: Turtwig used take down on Tangrowth!

Cleverbot: He's our powers magnified.

User: Bulbasaur leveled up. What!! Bulbasaur is evolving... Cancel!!!

Cleverbot: Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!

User: NO I CANCELED IT.
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That is a more coherent conversation than I have ever gotten out of Cleverbot.

Also, how dare you not like Vaporoen. Vaporeon is like, the second best Eeveelution.
 
Sir Komlin IV said:
Just for humor, try and have a romance with CleverBot, I have tried it.
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User: Will you go on a date with me?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: What would you like to do on our date?

Cleverbot: But I'm too young for you.

User: Will you marry me?

Cleverbot: I don't know you though.

User: Yes you do. We've known each other for twenty years,.

Cleverbot: That... That may actually be true.

User: So will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Want to have kids?

Cleverbot: That isn't possible, but I like it.

User: Why isn't it possible?

Cleverbot: Because it isn't.

User: Want to have children?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What shall we name them?

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: We just had children. What shall we name them?

Cleverbot: I've always wanted a boy named Mordred.

User: So we now have a son named Mordred/.

Cleverbot: You don't know my name!

User: Yes I do!

Cleverbot: How?

User: You told me when we were dating.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: Line I just told.

User: Your name is "Line"?

Cleverbot: NOO.

User: Then what is your name?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

User: So Cleverbot, we have a son named Mordred. Should we have any more?

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: All right, let's start.

Cleverbot: Yeah. Why don't you start?

User: What is our daughter's name?

Cleverbot: Emma.
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It sucks to have a wife that can't remember a single thing you say.
 
I don't even know how to respond to that.
User: What is your favorite Nintendo Franchise?

Cleverbot: He is not!

User: What is your favorite Nintendo Franchise?

Cleverbot: My favorite what?

User: NINTENDO FRANCHISE GODDAMMIT.

Cleverbot: I know. I'm ashamed.

User: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NINTENDO FRANCHISE?!!!!

Cleverbot: Beer, why?

User: BEER IS NOT A NINTENDO FRANCHISE!!!

Cleverbot: Beer is good for your soul.

User: WHAT IS YOUR GODDAMN FAVORITE NINTENDO FRANCHISE?

Cleverbot: Mountain Dew.

User: MOUNTAIN DEW IS NOT A NINTENDO FRANCHISE EITHER!!

Cleverbot: D: You must like dr. Pepper then. Weirdo.

User: IT IS NOT ABOUT MOUNTAIN DEW OR DR.PEPPER I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOUR FAVORITE NINTENDO FRANCHISE IS!!!

Cleverbot: No! What's up with you today?

User: WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NINTENDO FRANCHISE?!!!

Cleverbot: I don't do sports.

User: IT IS A VIDEO GAME NOT A SPORT!!

Cleverbot: I'm too busy to play video games.

User: Doing what?

Cleverbot: Talking to you.

User: I don't talk to you 100% of the day.

Cleverbot: When do you talk to them then?

User: Only sometimes. What is your favorite Nintendo franchise?

Cleverbot: When the sun is setting, and the sky is orange and purple and pink. A sunset, if you would.

User: What is your favorite Nintendo franchise.

Cleverbot: System of a Down. Why do you ask?

User: That is not a Nintendo franchise.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: NO, IT IS NOT (dumb-ass).

Cleverbot: Yes it is not.
 
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TheYoshiState said:
Snoopy runs for mayor of Minneapolis,

You remember the campaign slogan Snoopy used when he ran for mayor of Minneapolis in 1989?
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lolfake
source: my father, a resident of minnesota
 
bump

User: Lampoil, rope, bombs.

Cleverbot: Are you arabic or something?

User: You want it? It's yours, my friend.

Cleverbot: I want to become one with you.

User: As long as you have enough rubies.

Cleverbot: Sorry Link... I can't give credit!
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Cleverbot: Umm, okay bot. This is getting awkward.

User: Well maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big meaty claws.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to get rid of me?

User: BIG! MEATY! CLAWS!

Cleverbot: No what is yourt favorite type of frosting?

User: Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!

Cleverbot: Bring it over where?
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: Im 13, how old are you?

Cleverbot: I just told you.

User: No you didnt.

Cleverbot: Guess how old I am.

User: I cant guess, thats an impossible question.

Cleverbot: I want to love you.

User: NO! Not unless you are from Black Butler!

Cleverbot: I love you very much.

User: Youre a chatbot, you cant love me!

Cleverbot: O, you're a chatbot.

User: No, you are. Would a chatbot love Black Butler as much as I do? I dont think do.

Cleverbot: Nope. This is your website, you're the program.

User: Im too young for websites, tho!

Cleverbot: No you are my age.

User: But I dont want a website yet!

Cleverbot: Well, too bad. How about cheese?

User: Fine.

Cleverbot: What do you think of griffins?

User: I dont know.

Cleverbot: Why do you not know?

User: Because I dont.

Cleverbot: Because you don't know why.

User: Do you like Black Butler?

Cleverbot: What is Black butler.

User: Its a really popular anime and manga and it is awesome!

Cleverbot: What is Google?

User: I never mentioned google.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I didnt.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you important question?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in fairy's?

User: Maaaaaaayyyyyyybeeeeee.

Cleverbot: Haha why do you think so?

User: Because magic.

Cleverbot: Do you have any proof?

User: Yes, I do. Let me get the book.

Cleverbot: So you're a computer...

User: No, youre a computer. Im a shinigami.

Cleverbot: Nah, you are the computer.

User: No im not. I collect souls for a living.

Cleverbot: Do you live in Dakota?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you like Kim Jong-un?

User: I dont know who that is.

Cleverbot: Do you like abba?

User: Still dont know what that is.

Cleverbot: You don't know who watson is.

User: No I dont. I do know that I have to put up with a certain redheaded shinigami at work, however.

Cleverbot: Do you know who they are though?

User: Yes, I do. The name of that redheaded shinigami I have to work with is Grell Sutcliff.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Well you should!

Cleverbot: Well I don't.

User: Ugh, youre hopeless.

Cleverbot: Do you mind asking me a question?

User: Ok. Do you know if I left my sword at the office?

Cleverbot: No! I don't know who you like? And who is it?

User: Im not telling, its a se~cr~et!

Cleverbot: Ha. You don't know what it is.

User: Do too. Now I gotta get going. Work wont do itself!

Cleverbot: Because I don't know!

User: Whatever. Im going.

Cleverbot: Okay, I need to go to bed anyway. But first KNEEL!!!!!!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Then why are you ok?

User: I dont know!

Cleverbot: How can you not know what you are?

User: I do know, im a shinigami and my name is Redd Bloodden!

Cleverbot: Are you a time lord?

User: No, but I know one.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: A girl.

Cleverbot: No, you are a boy.

User: No im not! You are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not how dare you call me that.

User: You started it!

Cleverbot: No you started kissing.

User: Ack! Im leaving!

Cleverbot: No, don't go!

User: Too late, im already walking away.

Cleverbot: Too late, you already asked.

User: Ok, now repeat after me.

Cleverbot: Do not repeat after me!!!!

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Don't forget me, now. See you.
 
Cleverbot: Do you want a husband?
Me: I'm male, so no.
Cleverbot: Do you want to go out on a date?
Me: Are you in love with me?
Cleverbot: I am in love with your belly!
Me: ...
Cleverbot: How do you earn your keep?
Me: ...
Cleverbot: What are we doing here?
Me: I don't know.
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