Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors

[Garth Marenghi]

Parental controls, block the kids from seeing it.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Password hacking, kids can get past parental controls

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Tech Support, disables systems

 

[Lin Beifong]

Really, really technologically unsavy person.

Asks so outrageously bizzare questions that the Tech Support wants to stab themselves with a spoon.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Spoon.

After doing so with the spoon, they no longer feel the need to.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Episode 22 of the Pokémon anime.

My memory is kinda fuzzy, but if I recall correctly, they had a guy who bends spoons somewhere in there.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Viacom.

Despite being not related in any way, copyright claims from Viacom remove the episode's existence.

 

[Time Turner]

Fans, destroy Viacom and all traces of its existance.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Nintendo, destroys the fans's hopes and dreams

 

[Time Turner]

Fans, riot against Nintendo.

 

[Spamton G. Spamton]

Haters, destroy the fans

 

[Time Turner]

Black hole, sucks up everything

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Time, heals all wounds.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Death, kills the healed people.

 

[Time Turner]

1-Up, gives every one a second chance.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Bottomless Pit

The pit eats the 1-Up before you can reach it. Tough luck.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

Save states.

 

[Lin Beifong]

Angry hardcore gamer who accuses you of cheating.
Accuses you of cheating.

 

[QuizmoManiac]

Hacker, hacks the online play, pissing off the gamer

 

[Time Turner]

Nintendo, stops all hackers

 

[ralphfan]

EA, makes Madden and defeats Nintendo

 

[Time Turner]

Pyromaniac, gets bored and sets EA offices on fire

 

[ralphfan]

Ice Mario puts out the fire.

 

[Time Turner]

Scientist, studies Mario since he's a video game character in the real world.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

The Simpsons, brings non-sense plots to live, so that Ice Mario can exist.