Endless Rock-Paper-Scissors

[Yoshiwaker]

Snape kills Dumbledore

 

[Flubber]

Harry kills Snape.

 

[The Black Yoshi]

Neville kills Harry.

 

[Time Turner]

Ron kills Neville

 

[The Black Yoshi]

Mahatma Gandhi kills Ron

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Wario eats Mahatma Gandhi

 

[Lily x]

Jimmy T owns Wario

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Cats, mob Jimmy and steal his wallet.

 

[Time Turner]

Dogs, mob cats and give Jimmy his wallet

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Wallet, eats dogs and Jimmy.

 

[Time Turner]

Money, used to bribe Wallet and spit out dogs and Jimmy

 

[PokemonMaster]

Fire. Burns the money and wallet AND Jimmy.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Rock smothers fire.

 

[LuigiLuvur]

Air weathers rock.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Siamese Fighting Fish breathe in air.

 

[Time Turner]

Fisher catches fish.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Axe, decapitates fisher.

 

[Time Turner]

Sword beats axe

 

[PokemonMaster]

Kirby. Kirby eats sword.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Mario, kills Kirby with Fireball.

 

[Time Turner]

Bowser, kills Mario

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Pie distracts Bowser from killing Mario.

 

[PokemonMaster]

Pizza. Bowser choose pizza instead.

 

[Garth Marenghi]

Life, there is no pizza in this situation.

 

[DyegoHalliwell_IceMario]

Time, heals the wounds that life has left (?).