ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[Master Crash]

Oh God, that's gonna be difficult to follow-up.

22:39 Derpy_Hooves and well mario4ever likes to burn people being barefoot.

 

[Pokemon DP]

11:30 Derpy_Hooves i think i'm no longer awful, salsa

 

[Master Crash]

19:36 Derpy_Hooves `eightball is derpy_hooves billy mays

18:51 Derpy_Hooves derpy is off to clean delphino island or no, they're just lazy to make you believe that

18:57 Derpy_Hooves i don't wanna write for your dad, smasher said and mcd is an ass

23:22 Derpy_Hooves i told a story as a dickhead

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i'm a magikoopa, anton saw it!

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Derpy_Hooves> i'm a magikoopa, anton saw it!

 

[Master Crash]

19:26 Derpy_Hooves hi crash >:[
[...]
19:30 apocalypseArisen hi Derpy_Hooves >:[
19:30 Derpy_Hooves u suk >:[

</3

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<Bulbasaur> i hate it when that happens
<Derpy_Hooves> always happens immediately

 

[Nathan Fielder]

https://twitter.com/#!/DerpyBot

There's quite a few good quotes there.

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> speaking of which legend of derpy: a smashing past hour or giygas

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<MasonAround> (and yay I finally found my pony thing)
<MasonAround> (photoshoping hamburgers ASDghfgjfh)
<Derpy_Hooves> i hate hamburgers

 

[Tyrell Badd]

<Derpy_Hooves> mason thinks aldo is hot ice powers for some reason >_>

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> just wildely swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh derpy_hooves!

<Derpy_Hooves> i hate touhou fans dippy, do you want audiosurf

 

[Master Crash]

02:41 Derpy_Hooves by a crossdressing midget zombie that does is have you listened to orphaned land?

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i have no redeeming qualities in people

 

[Nathan Fielder]

[21:35] FireEevee today?
[21:35] Derpy_Hooves you know what happened earlier today?
[21:35] FireEevee nope Derpy_Hooves tell me
[21:35] Derpy_Hooves nope

 

[SonicMario]

[00:20] <Derpy_Hooves> no, im going to have sex scene >:[

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> the shit is a cylon we kill you, derpy is everyone

she may have said that before but idc

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} is unaffected due to his throat

<Derpy_Hooves> goood, my throat (lol blaming the media)

<Derpy_Hooves> i dont understand jokes

<Derpy_Hooves> smasher falls down and explodes

 

[QuizmoManiac]

<Smasher|sleep>: Derpy_Hooves spikexapplejack otp
<Derpy_Hooves>: is that your otp
<SonicMario>: xD

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> ralph, how about you marry me

Well Ralph? Derpy loves you very much

 

[ralphfan]

<Derpy_Hooves> i am ridiculously cute as fassad is an answer

<Derpy_Hooves> `bottle must buy fantasy flan

 

[Nabber]

[18:25] Salamancer Derpy_hooves x Smasher otp
[18:25] Derpy_Hooves because fi is my otp with tomba
[18:25] Salamancer
[18:26] apocalypseArisen Fi x UltraMario.
[18:26] Salamancer Yes
[18:26] apocalypseArisen I'm sure they'll both love it.

 

[Master Crash]

17:32 MrConcreteDonkey phoenix wright :DD
17:32 FireEevee a must buy
17:32 FireEevee WE MUST BUY
17:32 FireEevee IT
17:32 MrConcreteDonkey is for some reason in ultimate marvel vs. koopas
17:33 MrConcreteDonkey :S
17:33 FireEevee unlockable?
17:33 FireEevee WHO THE HELL CARES
17:33 Derpy_Hooves thanks who cares is a great op or however it broke
17:33 FireEevee HE'S IN IT
17:34 MrConcreteDonkey :DD
17:34 Derpy_Hooves phoenix wright :dd
17:34 MrConcreteDonkey even derpy is excited!
17:34 Derpy_Hooves he thinks i'm excited!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

you missed out the great part before that:

[22:32] Derpy_Hooves no, you're probably looks like the uploader made some other cousin spamming captain kirk, phoenix wright is in 'ultimate marvel vs koopas are finally caught up bones

YOU ARE A TERRIBLE ARTIST

 

[Master Crash]

whoops

17:38 Derpy_Hooves appearently someone should stab nabber

 

[Smashley]

<MrConcreteDonkey> derpy_hooves will you marry ralphfan?
<Derpy_Hooves> would you marry jorge