ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[ralphfan]

[16:37] <Derpy_Hooves> i only live in mianus.

[18:09] <Derpy_Hooves> bulbasaur uses roar of tycho brahe

 

[Weasel]

[22:32] Derpy_Hooves [...]'ultimate marvel vs koopas[...]

Why does this not exist?

<Derpy_Hooves>: also, qu'est-ce qu'il y a mindless junk

Derpy is bilingual. Neat.

 

[Anton]

She's also a grapefruit:

22:38 Derpy_Hooves: je suis une pamplemousse

And also gay:

23:16 Derpy_Hooves: ...i'm gay

DON'T WORRY, DERPY, WE WON'T JUDGE YOU~~~~~

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<MasonAround> i don't know the meaning of the word "sue-ish" asfdghf
<MasonAround> ssssssssssssssssssss
<Salsa> mary sue-ish
<MasonAround> Oh
<MasonAround> ...i'm stupid sdgsfhdgjf
<Derpy_Hooves> ...i'm gay

 

[Anton]

23:30 Derpy_Hooves: fassad hands anton his legs!

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} continues coloring on quizmo

 

[EctoBiologist]

FireEevee smasher
FireEevee WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
Derpy_Hooves he probably predates the smashie moronus species rare as hell not sure these new trolls on the forums, so i'd understand how you working on?
FireEevee ...
FireEevee HAHAHAHAHAHAHA​

 

[Master Crash]

18:12 Derpy_Hooves it kills the actress because one skmarioguy posted a topic about typical tragedy being a cameltoe

18:23 Derpy_Hooves trojan on boobs bouncing on the heads into overtime actually getting awkward.

18:48 Derpy_Hooves apocalypsearisen breaks out into shiny hair

18:51 Derpy_Hooves ok dippy i'll vote for salsa

18:48 Derpy_Hooves oh and crash is horrible he is

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> people are gross

<Derpy_Hooves> mrconcretedonkey holds a gun
<SonicMario> lol
<SonicMario> I bet he's going to aim it at Smasher
Smasher tackles MCD and stabs
<Smasher> oh
<Smasher> he isn't her
<Smasher> ...
<Smasher> he isn't here*
<Derpy_Hooves> *insert video here*

<Derpy_Hooves> i'm doctor who

<Derpy_Hooves> dear 2257, who lost his arms, and coming close to my old bed, bye

 

[Master Crash]

20:08 Derpy_Hooves smashie has 62 dicknipples

20:10 Derpy_Hooves quizmomaniac shoots crash

20:12 Derpy_Hooves crash is giorgio tsoukalis

20:13 Derpy_Hooves also, in hell, mcd x smasher to erase edo's ashes
20:14 SonicMario Derpy_Hooves x
20:14 Derpy_Hooves i ship lily x mason is this
20:14 FireEevee Derpy_Hooves x
20:14 Derpy_Hooves i mean smasher x lily is away
20:14 Smasher .
20:14 Giorgio_Tsoukalis[Crash] loool
20:14 Derpy_Hooves what i did loool

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> obama is german

<Derpy_Hooves> i was talking about smasher's bellybutton???

<Derpy_Hooves> apocalypseartisan spams sonicmario's v2ws

<Derpy_Hooves> bulbasaur begins eating smasher's head

 

[Smashley]

double post but it's been three days so yeah

<Derpy_Hooves> remove fireeevee's ear

<Derpy_Hooves> apocalypsearisen is nicknamed 'reisen' and saggy ._.

<Derpy_Hooves> apocalypsearisen is a quantum eigenstate device?

<Derpy_Hooves> smasher is porple's friend

<Derpy_Hooves> `bottle is annoying
<GameServ> spins the bottle for Derpy_Hooves and it lands on...
<GameServ> FireEevee!

<Derpy_Hooves> derpy_hooves = poochy

<Derpy_Hooves> this is smasher's romantic comedy

<Derpy_Hooves> `eightball is brock evil.
<GameServ> Derpy_Hooves: Absolutely yes!

<Derpy_Hooves> `eightball am i derpy_hoove's moirail?
<GameServ> Derpy_Hooves: All signs point to yes.

 

[SonicMario]

[00:18] <Derpy_Hooves> but by the story of cocaine dick?
[00:19] <Smasher> ...
[00:19] <SonicMario> i don't wanna know that story derpy_Hooves
[00:19] <Derpy_Hooves> i wanna
[00:19] <SonicMario> i don't
[00:19] <Smasher> i don't either

 

[ralphfan]

[16:27] <Derpy_Hooves> equius is awesome

>why i'm marrying derpy

 

[Anton]

[16:27] <Derpy_Hooves> equius is awesome

>why i'm marrying derpy

00:44 Derpy_Hooves: anton{hypnotoad} cuddles derpy_hooves

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

upon me entering the room

<Derpy_Hooves> applejack x rainbowdash is safe for mason

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> mustache x celestia have derp eyes and space :d

<Derpy_Hooves> the teacher said i'm sixteen, crash

 

[Weasel]

<MST3K>: `rps
<Derpy_Hooves>: `rps wasn't working
<GameServ>: MST3K throws: rock

I do believe it is working.

 

[Smashley]

<SonicMario> Derpy_Hooves brock
<Derpy_Hooves> so replace brock
<SonicMario> nooo we can't replace brock
<Derpy_Hooves> nooo what i don't know this guy,

 

[Master Crash]

19:10 *** Derpy_Hooves joined #marioguychat Derpy@91-148-769-64.phnx.qwest.net
19:12 MrConcreteDonkey hi derpy_hooves
19:12 Derpy_Hooves hi quizno
19:12 MrConcreteDonkey i'm not quizno
19:12 Derpy_Hooves hi quizno
19:12 MrConcreteDonkey I'M NOT QUIZNO
19:12 Derpy_Hooves hi quizno
19:12 MrConcreteDonkey I'M NOT FUCKING QUIZNO
19:12 MrConcreteDonkey goddamnit
19:12 Derpy_Hooves goddamnit tabuu slams against the bottle for bloodeevee shut up

19:18 Derpy_Hooves makes it to the desert, brandishing a studded crowbar, cometh crash!

19:48 Derpy_Hooves i think i remember derpy as aradiabot, but idk i hate blooooooodeeveeeeeeee

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> derpy_hooves is turbs baby

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: everyone loves smashie's quivering anus swag

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> http://www.marioboards.com/index.php?topic=16576.msg696808#msg696808 finally an understandable post from um

(it doesn't actually link to one of UM's posts, instead it links to a post in a hidden board with a picture of rams. it's still pretty funny though.)

 

[Nathan Fielder]

I guess we still can't find an understandable post from UM.

 

[Nabber]

Wait, there's a hidden board with pictures of rams?
Is that what you guys do in the hidden boards?