ITT: Post Derpy_Hooves moments

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

masturbation machines

Guys, I have the best band name...!

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> and quizmo kisses crash

<Derpy_Hooves> run the serial kisser is loose

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

<Derpy_Hooves> smasher decapitates smasher, and then
<Mst3k> THEN WHAT?
<Mst3k> Don't leave me hangin' here.
...
<Derpy_Hooves> even smasher turns into a few games
<MST3K> Okay. Closure.

 

[Kyoko Sakura]

<apocalypseArtisan> No good internet.
<Derpy_Hooves> hey, you're not in such slow internet.

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: derpy q for the homies in detroit

gangsta derpy is best derpy

 

[Verbal Rhythm]

<Derpy_Hooves> fassad is dead in here
<Anton{Hypnotoad}> !!!!!
<Derpy_Hooves> take a kidney sold for full retail price !!!!!
<Anton{Hypnotoad}> NO

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} hypnotizes nearby beachgoers with his own in-ground pool

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} hypnotizes crash again!

 

[Anton]

on a roll tonight

 

[Smashley]

yes you are

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} hypnotizes crash to buy things from portal 2!

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} hypnotizes some frogs to complain about mason *some link i don't feel like adding*

<Derpy_Hooves> anton{hypnotoad} hypnotizes crash to buy flantasy flan d:<

<SexyEspeon> Derpy_Hooves quizno
<Derpy_Hooves> mcd is quizno
<MrConcreteDonkey> yes!
<SexyEspeon> Derpy_Hooves quizno
<Derpy_Hooves> although, pulled pork is best quizno
<MrConcreteDonkey> no!
<SexyEspeon> hahahaha
<MrConcreteDonkey> i can't believe it
<SexyEspeon> you lost to pork MrConcreteDonkey
<MrConcreteDonkey> upstaged by pulled pork

<Derpy_Hooves> congratulations on donating blood related to ponies

 

[Master Crash]

16:16 Derpy_Hooves smashie you're hopeless

 

[Smashley]

...

<Derpy_Hooves> wearing shoes without socks
<Anton{Hypnotoad}> !!!
<Derpy_Hooves> i know right !!!

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: smasher becomes dizzy underwater and you can't

i jelly

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> yep you're still winning smasher

 

[Weasel]

<Derpy_Hooves>: edo, you shouldn't have to apologize for everybody loves raymond

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> aldo is hot

 

[Master Crash]

19:52 Derpy_Hooves i consider my self christian hell if fluttershy makes me a fantastic yoga uprising

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> _2257 steals smasher's lap and metroid games.

<Derpy_Hooves> quizmomaniac eat's smasher's hair?

you both suck.

<Derpy_Hooves> i think ponychan is ass

 

[Anton]

01:26 Derpy_Hooves: btw smasher x toucans

 

[Smashley]

No.

<Derpy_Hooves> that's my ass in the camera

<Derpy_Hooves> quizmo please tell smashgoom to sing to me

<Ghostly_Smasher> Derpy_Hooves chihuahua
<Derpy_Hooves> you are a chihuahua

<Derpy_Hooves> let's talk about my ranting skills

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

fantastic yoga uprising

new band name!

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> dippy, curse people

<Derpy_Hooves> also oh christ, i can't go wrestle some crocs)

 

[Nabber]

[16:44] Derpy_Hooves that';s right, it's a different reason i've been a pissy shit than usual then the old addon isn't strained)

 

[Smashley]

<Derpy_Hooves> i'm mason's sister alright enough

<Derpy_Hooves> security_lady turns into salsa

<Derpy_Hooves> anton can hypnotize beachgoers with the endless arrogant ego-stroking

 

[Nabber]

17:55 MrConcreteDonkey mariowikiburg
17:55 MrConcreteDonkey population: 5 billion
17:55 Derpy_Hooves population: 1 other stupid shit
17:55 MrConcreteDonkey lol
17:55 MrConcreteDonkey okay then, 5 billion and nabber

 

[Smashley]

^ xD

<Derpy_Hooves> shyguy confirmed satanist