I convince Raoul to work together with me to steal the throne while you're sleeping in another room, then, once we've left your place, I point a gun at him and tell him to beat it, keeping the throne for myself.
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I'm so noobish you are shocked and paralyzed with fear (for something that noobish MUST have some sort of disease ). once I touch the throne, you are afraid to touch it (Again, afraid I might have some noobish disease) and just let me walk away with it.
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you have too short explanations, which means you are too lazy to write long ones. that makes you so lazy, you just sit and watch me take the throne.
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but they look completely different, they only have Mario's Basic Features in common! Oh well. Anyway...
You just admitted to stealing the throne. the cops arrive to take return the throne to its previous owner.
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I reprogram them to act like real cops. since you've commited theft, and created fake policemen that impersonated real ones, go to jail. go directly to jail, do not pass go, do not collect a throne.
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