Control the Throne

I go back in time using my Dialaga DNA infused Pocket Watch and kill the creators of Homestuck rendering you powerless
Throne get
 
Brother Love said:
I go back in time using my Dialaga DNA infused Pocket Watch and kill the creators of Homestuck rendering you powerless
Throne get
There's only one creator of Homestuck.

Also the Homestuck universe has more time shenanigans than any other story I've read so even if you kill Hussie, he probably has an alternate form somewhere else.

Throne keep.
 
Jack Noir said:
Brother Love said:
I go back in time using my Dialaga DNA infused Pocket Watch and kill the creators of Homestuck rendering you powerless
Throne get
There's only one creator of Homestuck.

Also the Homestuck universe has more time shenanigans than any other story I've read so even if you kill Hussie, he probably has an alternate form somewhere else.

Throne keep.
He's dead i killed him before he got to work on anything
Throne keep
 
One of his many fans travels back in time and revives him after you leave, thus restoring time to normal.

Throne keep.
 
Jack Noir said:
One of his many fans travels back in time and revives him after you leave, thus restoring time to normal.

Throne keep.
Not possible remember you destroyed Dialaga rendering time travel impossible for any one except me since i used all of Dialagas DNA and magically fused it with my Pocket Watch allowing me to travel through time
Throne keep
 
I use my magical wicker cane to find and kill anybody with Dialage DNA (Excluding myself) i than go back in time and kill the creator of Homestuck before he can create homestuck or anything like it
Throne get
 
All the characters in Homestuck and Problem Sleuth (you've just destroyed more stories) come from an alternate universe that is designed by our fictions and destroy you before you destroy him.

Throne keep.
 
Jack Noir said:
All the characters in Homestuck and Problem Sleuth (you've just destroyed more stories) come from an alternate universe that is designed by our fictions and destroy you before you destroy him.

Throne keep.
Bull crap how can something that wasn't created destroy me
Throne keep
 
It's an alternate quantum reality where you failed to kill Hussie, and his characters emerged from an alternate unvierse (in that reality) with real fictional characters and traveled here to kill you before you kill him in this quantum reality.

Throne keep.
 
Jack Noir said:
It's an alternate quantum reality where you failed to kill Hussie, and his characters emerged from an alternate unvierse (in that reality) with real fictional characters and traveled here to kill you before you kill him in this quantum reality.

Throne keep.
But wait doesn't that create a time loop since i killed the creator
 
No theirs no diplomacy in this game it's all about an uncontrollable and unwinnable war and i drop 3 atom bombs on both of your kingdoms
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Doofenshmirtz Evil said:
Jack Noir said:
Ah yeah.

10% of my kingdom has been granted to Toad to rule.

I still control the throne.
Thank you, that's all I want. But maybe bump it up to 15% or 20%?
Dropped to 9% for being greedy. You'll have to earn that extra 5%.

Brother Love said:
No theirs no diplomacy in this game it's all about an uncontrollable and unwinnable war and i drop 3 atom bombs on both of your kingdoms
Throne get
For being a greedy git who doesn't understand politeness, you lose the throne.

Besides, atom bombs are pitiful even by today's standards.

Throne keep.
 
I send in an army of one million :posh: who easily overcome your armies
Throne get
 
A two-dimensional 25x21px Posh man isn't a threat at all, even if there are a million.

Throne keep.

Wow, I've kept the throne for quite a while, haven't I? This might be a new record.
 
No you just keep saying throne keep even when you didn't really keep it.
I order and Air strike from my Top Hat shaped Space Ships who strike your kingdom with lasers allowing me to steal the throne
Throne get
 
Doofenshmirtz Evil said:
I deflect the lasers with my FCOA. I return the throne to Javelin.

Throne, umm... Present?
You don't have that anymore Dr. Javelin Blew it up remember
Throne keep
 
Brother Love said:
Doofenshmirtz Evil said:
I deflect the lasers with my FCOA. I return the throne to Javelin.

Throne, umm... Present?
You don't have that anymore Dr. Javelin Blew it up remember
Throne keep
The FCOA is indestructable. He did blow it up, but it reconfigures over time, so it can never be truly destroyed.
 
I use my Pocket Watch and go back in time and prevent your FCOA from ever being built also i kill your parents
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