After recovering my vision, I give a fart big enough to paralyze you for 3 days. While you are paralyzed, I throw you into an endless portal loop of which you can not escape, even if you can fly. I move the endless portal loop to another dimension and close the access to this dimension. This affects everybody, including GP.
Sorry. I had put a literal stink time bomb on the throne. Before you sit on it, you are paralyzed by the stink and I take it back and sit on it, but not before taking away any traps/bombs/killing machines/etc. there might be and destroying them.