Control the Throne

All this waiting gave me time to build a dimension portal. I travel back to the third dimension and destroy the throne with a bazooka.
Throne not!
 
I call in Agent Tex to steal the throne. She gets it then randomly dies because she can never win and I steal the throne from her.
THRONE GET.
 
I use a tank and blow you out of the throne. Then I get a giant robot to fly you to Mercury and I sit peacefully on the throne.

throne get
 
I pass a law through Congress and it is now illegal to sit upon the throne if your name is not Toad- or Nitwit-related.

Throne get.
 
I follow you then I toss you back to Earth and make an invincible box to put my throne in with a roof and clean the throne off and sit on it.

Throne get.
 
Meanwhile, at a universe so great I never want to leave,
Good Magikrazy: Shouldn't you be trying to get the throne back?
Evil Magikrazy: What throne?
 
I take the throne back to a place in which the Congress law applies, and then sit on the throne, because that's what it's for, after all.

Throne share.
 
Magikrazy: This place is great, but I wish I had a throne to sit on.
*Throne appears*
Magikrazy: Sweet!

Throne also!

P.S. I'm in my world, where the normal laws don't apply.
 
Meanwhile while selling toucans to Mason...
Mason, today you bought *incredibly long as hell number*toucans
It will cost you $*incredibly long as hell number*
*gets money*
I don't care about the throne. With this money I can buy any game I want and never be bored, and since I'm not on the planet I don't want to live on anymore, I'm even happier.

Happiness get.
 
Throne sharing is for the weak.

I build an incredibly un-cost-effective robot that distracts you for two minutes while you destroy it and I grab the throne.
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Throne sharing is for the weak.
The only reason we were sharing is because I made a throne upon which I sit in my world that GigaKoloktos banished me to.

Throne still (unofficial)!
 
Dr. Javelin said:
Throne sharing is for the weak.

But didn't you once make a deal with Toad85 to give him a %10 share of the throne or something?

Anyway, I build my Throne-grab-inator V2 and grab the throne from you, taking it to my inpenetrable fortress of doom.

Throne Share.
 
I dig under your impenetrable fortress of doom and go to the throne, dig it out from you throw you off and take it outside in my tunnel away from the doom to sit on.

Throne Sit On!
 
1. My fortress is inpenetrable, you can't get in.
2. Even if you did get the throne, you would be arrested for breaking the law.

Throne Keep.
 
Epic Nitwit said:
1. My fortress is inpenetrable, you can't get in.
2. Even if you did get the throne, you would be arrested for breaking the law.

Throne Keep.
1.)How the hell do your allies enter?
2.)The law doesn't apply everywhere in the universe.

Also, just for fun, I reset everything back to the moment that law didn't apply and for even more fun I made a law so that law would never apply, and for the ultimate fun, I went back to the planet in which I was selling toucans to Mason and get happiness again.

Fun and Happiness Get.
 
GigaKoloktos said:
Epic Nitwit said:
1. My fortress is inpenetrable, you can't get in.
2. Even if you did get the throne, you would be arrested for breaking the law.

Throne Keep.
1.)How the @#!*% do your allies enter?
2.)The law doesn't apply everywhere in the universe.

1.) I've already explained that before.
2.) He didn't say that he left the place where the law was in force.
3.) This is none of your buisness.

Throne share.
 
Diary Entry #9,001

I need something new. I know, I'll randomly check a book. Let's see, this one is called "Summoning Tricks".
*reads*
*finds a throne-summoning spell*
*reads instructions*
*does what the instrcutions do*
*throne appears*
*uses teleporting powers to an area outside where the laws apply*

Throne Steal?
Also, technically I didn't "enter", so I just summoned this. Trust me, it costs a lot of energy to get it, so I don't get it easily.
 
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