Control the Throne

Accio Throne

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Throne share.
 
I slap Harry Potter and shoot him with a good old fashioned revolver.

As thousands of Harry Potter fanboys and fangirls cry out in grief, returning the universe to normal, I grab the throne in the confusion.
 
I appear and start playing disco music you get so annoyed that you give me the throne in exchange for me leaving
Throne get
 
Animal-Vegetable-Mineral Man said:
I appear and start playing disco music you get so annoyed that you give me the throne in exchange for me leaving
That was a pretty good deal.

However, I'll need that throne as a bargaining chip in order to get you to leave me later.

Therefore I build a Eggman-bot and drop it on your head. Sonic kills you and I grab the throne.
 
My Disco moves protect me from hedgehogs and i return this time with a laser pointer and you give me the throne and some cookies in exchange for me leaving
Throne get
 
I turn into :posh: and take the throne.
Then I murder :posh:, :bowjr:, and :poshjr: so no one can take the throne.

THRONE GET
 
I can't see any smileys on my computer, so therefore your post was useless. And therefore I don't need any smileys because I can see through the smiley and see the text beneath them, exposing them all as frauds.

While you're trying to understand the above I grab the throne and restore the universe to normal because messed-up universes are so cliche.
 
Me and my friend TheGuyWithTwo hats come to your house and proceed to have an annoying conversation with all the words being cheep cheep and you give me the throne to get me to go away
Throne get
 
Blah blah blah different universe, blah blah blah throne, blah blah blah still mine.

Thanks to GigaKoloktos for banishing me here. Now I can keep the throne, and so can everyone else.
 
Peter Sam said:
I steal EvilMagikrazy's throne and hit Shoe over the head with it.

Two throne gets.
You can't. I'm in a different universe, and GigaKoloktos has the only portal to it.
Throne copy maintain.
 
Evil Magikrazy said:
Peter Sam said:
I steal EvilMagikrazy's throne and hit Shoe over the head with it.

Two throne gets.
You can't. I'm in a different universe, and GigaKoloktos has the only portal to it.
Throne copy maintain.
Did I say that I didn't use LN1's portal to access your dimension and thus steal the portal?

No. and thus I did.

Double throne keep.
 
I EAT ALL OF YOU! SUCKAS! LOOK AT MY INTESTINES AND STOMACH ACID AS YOU DIE BECAUSE OF MY YOSHI-NESS

THRONE GET

(CAPS LOCK SPREE!)
 
Good Magikrazy: Great, not only are we stuck here, we have no throne!
Evil Magikrazy: Shut up and enjoy the nachos and espresso.
Good Magikrazy: Where did you get nachos and espresso?
Evil Magikrazy: Duh, the nacho and barrista station.

Nacho/espresso get!
 
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