Control the Throne

[LN1]

The real you killed a decoy of me and another decoy of me kills the real you and the real me takes the throne.

Throne Steal

 

[Magikrazy]

I drop a smoke bomb that evaporates all decoys. I find the real you and leave to roast at 360 degrees in an oven.

Throne Take!

 

[Nabber]

An, but in reality you were only dreaming! Meanwhile, I sneak in and take the throne.
Throne get.

 

[LN1]

Sadly, you are spotted by one of my best guards, Fawful(I don't care what his current condition is, he still captured you somehow). He brings you to me and I stab you until you die and throw your corpse to Mobius.

Throne Maintain

 

[Nabber]

Ah, but his name is Midbus, not Mobius! Your sentence was flawed so I keep the throne.

Throne keep.

 

[LN1]

Mobius is the planet where Sonic lives, and that's where I throwed you. My sentence was not flawed.

Throne Maintain

 

[Nabber]

Ah, but since this is a Mario forum, Mobius doesn't matter!

Throne keep.

 

[Magikrazy]

Ah, but since this is a Mario forum, Mobius doesn't matter!

Throne keep.

However, this is not the Marioverse board.

Throne turn-around!

 

[Nabber]

It does not matter!

Throne keep.

 

[LN1]

@Nabber: If your Portal things matter, then Sonic things can also.

@Magikrazy:I kill you both with mah unreflectable lazah(mispelled on purpose).

Throne Steal?

 

[Nabber]

I turn your plants against you and steal the throne.

Throne get.

 

[Magikrazy]

@Nabber: If your Portal things matter, then Sonic things can also.

@Magikrazy:I kill you both with mah unreflectable lazah(mispelled on purpose).

Throne Steal?

After I tried to help you? You sir, are an original Benedict Arnold.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

While you guys are fighting, I calmly take the throne and duct tape a sign to it saying RENT FOR 100 COINS.

 

[Magikrazy]

While you guys are fighting, I calmly take the throne and duct tape a sign to it saying RENT FOR 100 COINS.

I rent the throne, but I secretly only paid 99 coins muhuhuhahaha.

 

[KoopaTroopa]

, but I secretly only paid 99 coins muhuhuhahaha.

OH NO THE HORROR!!

 

[Nabber]

You are arrested for not paying the full price and the throne is given to me.
Throne get.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I PAY 1,000,000,000 ZENI!

Throne get

 

[Nabber]

Too late. You have sinned.
Throne keep.

 

[LN1]

I hammer you 'till you become annoyed/dizzy/something that permits me to attack you like if you were distracted, and then I kill you somehow. I then defeat GP(it's a lot easier than it looks like, and it looks extremely easy), and then take the throne, by paying the price to buy it, or if not renting it eternally.

Throne Steal

 

[Nabber]

However, the company does not let you rent for more than 5 seconds! When you're done with the throne, I buy it.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

I rent it again before you buy it. Or I buy it first, either works.

Throne Maintain

 

[Propeller Toad]

I force a poison mushroom down your throat and watch you slowly fall to your death.

Throne share.

 

[LN1]

Hahahaha, you give me chortles. I was just pretending. You see, before you did that, I swallowed a Late-Effect Antidote-Shroom. It would activate as soon as anything poisonous(other than some specific stuff, but not the Poison Mushroom) entered my digestive system. Also, I use a Copy Flower to confuse you when you try something else. Trust me, they are completely identical and they aren't the type of copies that go away just by being damaged by you. I most likely defeat you.

99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance of Throne Maintain Rounded to the Nearest Whole.

 

[Nabber]

However, the nearest whole is a whole cake! You eat the cake and become fat, rolling down a hill while I steal the throne.

Throne get.

 

[LN1]

Coincidentially, I put a portal at the end of the hill that ended up directly above the throne. The fat me crushes you with fatness(I don't care how bad the grammar is here, it's still valid).I exercise and end up back like if I never became fat and throw your crushed body to the Beanbean Kingdom or something like that.

Throne Re-obtain.