I fire mah lazer into a time hole which directs when Nabber was born. He was still mortal during that time so I fired mah lazer and he died. Since he died in the past he is no longer in the present. I then proceed to defend the throne with lazers.
I eat you. And in order for no one to eat me, I eat myself. And to make sure no one goes into my stomach and eats me in there, I eat everyone else. Then I eat the throne, and sit on it.
I spit out the throne, and then myself. I sit on the throne. I lock my mouth with indestructible chains so you can't get out. I also lock my body with indestructible chains so you can't get out that way.