Control the Throne

I put Smasher in front of you.

I have the throne.
 
I make a complete sentence, including a capital letter and a complete ending, period included.

The throne is now mine to control!
 
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I simply freeze time to withstand the repetitive throne stealing. I then proceed onwards by stomping on Evil Magikrazy. I think one stomp should finish a Magikoopa. :P

Throne share.
 
But it doesn't. You are so frustrated that you throw it on the ground and it breaks. It malfunctions and time rewinds. Well, YOU rewind, the rest of us stay frozen and soon I somehow unfreeze. The rest of you stay frozen while I take the throne and sit on it. Forever.

WIN.
 
One stomp might defeat a Magikoopa (except Mason), but I'm a Magikrazy!

I proceed to explode, reincarnate, bash your brains out with mah hammer, and explode again.

Oh, and reincarnate again.

Hands off!
 
Noooo, my secret weekness! You've beaten me!

Ha ha ha! I was lying! It was actually busts of Martin Van Buren
 
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