Control the Throne

I give your polite doge a chocolate beam. I sit on the throne having tea with pandapowah
 
Thanks for giving that dog a chocolate beam, now he can transform stuff into chocolate at will. By the way, don't attempt to make me chocolate, as you'll fail, since I'm already slightly chococolate, just enough so that transforming me into chocolate would do nothing. And you can't eat me since I'm not chocolate enough. I vacuum all your tea, and crush Pandapowah against you, and for the giggles I throw Powah and his panda to the Spiky Valley of No return, not even if you can fly or teleport.
 
Using sorcery, I switched locations with you. Now I'm blissfully sitting on the throne with my panda while you're starving to death in the Spiky Valley of No return.
And just for the giggles, I used a spell to summon a drought and let out a pack of hungry wolves in the valley.
 
Thank you for giving me food and water for a year. I can eat the wolves' meat and drik their body's water. And when they run out, I'll eat your panda, which should last anotehr 40 years. And while you weren't looking I took your book of sorcery, so I learned a lot of your tricks. You only can do them without the book since you remember them, and all I have to do is use the sorcery teleport, since even though this is the Spiky Valley of NO RETURN, you returned, and so can I.
 
My panda teleported with me :P

You have returned, but you still haven't done anything to claim the throne. So I froze you into a motionless statue and dumped you at the bottom of an ocean.
 
♠ Is this a rivalry I see? ♠

My panda snaps out of your control and slashes out of your stomach. He then gently carries me back to the throne...hehe I mean MY throne. ;)
 
It was my fake stomach. And he actually was never in my body, you and your panda were tricked to think such. I transform into Wario-Man. Faster, stronger, and I take no damage or get knocked back. Your panda seems like a newborn baby for me. I repeatedly punch him 'till I rip his skin off, reveal his heart, and burn it with my burn machine. I then tackle you to oblivion.
 
:toad: My... panda

Even as Wario-Man you're still not as powerful. I opened a portal and sent you to a dimension of unspeakable horrors, and I close the portal before you do anything tricky to bring me with you.
I sit on the throne mourning about my panda. :'(
 
Luckily, I was wearing my armor... ;D
All 8 of your knives broke.. hehe.. I take out my chainsaw and sawed your legs and hands off. After listening to you beg for mercy, I slowly decapicate you with my trusty chainsaw.
I sit back down on the throne.
 
Oh that, yeah, the "unspeakable" "horrors", also gave me this handy Dead Ringer, it permits me to fake my death, reduce damage, and make me invisible, in reality, I'm on top of your head, and now I burned the roof which actually is the floor of the second floor. I escape before everything fallls on you. Not even your armor can resist such an impact, the floor plus the things you stored in the second floor, equals dead you, even with armor. Then I dig for the throne and find it.
 
You forgot that I have mastered the arts of sorcery and teleported away before everything fell on me. When you found the throne, I snuck up to you and hit you with the most brutal Kancho prank ever, paralyzing you in pain. Giving me enough time to teleport away with the throne.
 
Yeah, but I put a Kaizo Prank on just about every part of my body, causing you to take both the paralisis and the pain instead of me. and before you can do anything, I suck up your memory of how to perform sorcery, and I donate it to an alien from another galaxy that's most definitely not you. I burn you alive, to a point where not even your armor can save you, and neither your sorcery. I take the throne and escape fast, very fast.
 
Due to a spell I have put on myself earlier, I am still in control of my soul. My soul travels to the other galaxy, eats the alien's soul, and take over its body... Hehe The alien turned out to be a ruler of an intergalactic empire. Using sorcery, which I was able to get back by eating the alien's soul, I discovered your location. My army captured you and dumped you in an incinerator. I take the throne and travel to another galaxy.
 
Before being burned alive, another unfortunate victim uses his Uber machine, rendering both of us invulnerable to any damage for 15 seconds of glory, I fly him and he follows me, and in less than 4 seconds, you are dead, as are your helpers, guards, and your defense/security system is malfunctional, as in those 15 seconds of glory, I destroyed you, your empire, and your government. I take the throne, but I carry it with me rather than sitting on it.
 
I was still dead or body-less at that time because of LN1. :P
And my soul travels again in search for another body... This time I take the body of a not so big or small panda ;D
I teleport using sorcery to where you are and disintegrated you with a weapon I recovered from the remains of my alien empire and take back the throne.
 
Pandapowah said:
I was still dead or body-less at that time because of LN1. :P
And my soul travels again in search for another body... This time I take the body of a not so big or small panda ;D
I teleport using sorcery to where you are and disintegrated you with a weapon I recovered from the remains of my alien empire and take back the throne.
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You can't use sorcery. You are no longer in the body of the alien. I only put it in the memory, it can't be transfered to soul. That means you don't remember. And I still was inmune to any damage, so the earthquake didn't kill me, so sorcery doesn't work, and I still have the throne. The end.
 
I simply take the Throne, and walk away with It.

Certain events conspire, which stops anyone following me. I sit on the Throne in my keep, pondering over how easy that was.
 
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