Control the Throne

That was all an illusion, you see. I illusioned you into thinking that you checked them with your own hands, and that they worked. And some strange sense that you are in an illusion distorts you other senses, ergo, you worry about it being an illusion, and therefore you can't tell your senses.
 
:koopa: What the-

Actually it was me. My death and the events that happened after that was all an illusion.
I sit on the throne while you guys run around confused by the illusions....
 
Well you were so caught up with these illusions, you gave yourself one... Hehe Well I don't die because I'm just that awesome.
I walk casually past you and sat on the throne.
 
I erased the exclamation mark.
I have buns of steel, a spiked toilet won't hurt me. I quickly put on my gas mask and pulled another brutal Kancho prank on you, paralyzing you, once again, in pain. I escape with the throne before you could do anything.
 
And again, my toxic farts, if even for 1 split second of a split second get on what you breathe, you die, and I have a Kaizo prank suit, which takes away the paralisis and pain and gives it to you. While paralized, I open a hole on your armor and anything below it, and stab your skin, 'till I can enter and absorb your soul in an unescapable storage. Unless the body has a soul, it has no life at all, and your soul can never get into a new body, since it's trapped. I take it back.
 
I had nose plugs on ever since you entered the room.
You fart my soul out. And I re-enter my body and gouged your eyes out with my chopsticks.
I sit on the throne while I watch you scream in pain. Then shot you in the head...
 
I had you stored, not in my body, but in an inescapable storage, and I had farted way before entering the room, and I didn't enter the room before the fart got in your nostrils. You didn't return, you didn't take out my eyes, and in fact, I am sitting over the inescapble storage, and it resists my weight without even the smallest fraction of a scratch. Nobody can help you, and you can't help yourself. How's that for a life?
 
Well I guess I'm fine since you had the throne sucked into the storage too...
And yeah it shrunk when you sucked it in.
 
Well I'm not trapped anyways... ;D And don't say I'm still trapped inside, because that's just my clone, which I created while you were trapped in your own illusion a while ago.
I take the throne from your nasty butt and teleport away with it.
Bai!
 
You're the one who are pulling up some cheap tricks here.
Well it wasn't the real me, hehe, my clone was so nicely done, you cant tell me apart from it. Even if that was me I can instantly switch bodies with my clone anyways, no matter where I am. So yeah, I still gots the throne. :smug:
 
LN1 said:
No, it was your real you, it was no clone, I checked 400 times, and at least the 300th time I would've snapped into reality knowing it was the fake you, if it was, but it wasn't.
You lose. Stop pulling off cheaper tricks. You are trapped, and you can't escape.
LN1 said:
an inescapable storage
 
I quietly pull LN1 into the Dead Zone and give Pandapowah another pet Panda. We have tea. Crumpets, anyone?
 
Well you can't give me another panda without opening the storage, so yay, I got out. I take LN1's inescapable storage.
Oh yes, another Panda!
I'll have a crumpet and this throne to sit on while I enjoy my tea...
 
The Dead Zone is a pretty neat place. To hell with the throne, this place is much better. Also, pandas live in some place in the wild, it's just a matter of patience to see one, and then get it, so like that. I also added a feature that allows to put stuff inside without opening the bag. As such. Might I tell you that I replaced the throne with a toilet and that I put the throne somewhere in Namek.
 
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