Control the Throne

[NotABannableOffense]

I think you are mistaken. This is the great Oban who singlehandedly brought GP to justice in the great wars of the 91st century.

Nevertheless, I am in a dungeon sitting on the throne. I use a walking cane as a weapon, real threatening. .___. I have been closer to death before and I literally have a spell called "Heal".

 

[GalacticPetey]

That was an alternate timeline. In this timeline, I became a rage monster and was defeated by Neptune and the Udani.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

That was an alternate timeline. In this timeline, I became a rage monster and was defeated by Neptune and the Udani.

Nope, same timeline. you were actually defeated.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Okay sure, but we're far from the 91st century. That won't happen for a long time.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I'm a time traveling assassin. Sort of, my blindness allows me to see into the future and I can reform my body, making myself almost immortal. However, this reformation causes me to become very weak and have a child's body.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Well then.

* GP chokes OBAN

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I whack you over the head with my magical cane. You seem rather dazed. You must have gotten into this dungeon somehow, so I set off the find an exit.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

[me=YoshiMonsta]is not dead, he was not vaporized he teleported and avoided it and comes back and pins GP down and beaks all his limbs and threatens to kill him if he does not surrender. I find doctor turnip and and find out turnips taste quite good.[/me]

Certainly I have gained the throne?

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I am not my avatar you dolt. You cannot eat me.

I currently look like this:

I decapitate you and claim my throne.

 

[GalacticPetey]

*GP scowls and creates an energy wave, knocking YoshiMonsta back. He then transforms

Let's enjoy this.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I have the throne by the way.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

[me=YoshiMonsta]*eats his head[/me]

Fine. I eat something that is not a turnip.

[me=YoshiMonsta]gets knocked backwards and tackles GP, and starts beating the crap out of him and jumps back to make sure no return blow could be landed.[/me]

 

[NotABannableOffense]

[me=YoshiMonsta]*eats his head[/me]

Fine. I eat something that is not a turnip.

[me=YoshiMonsta]gets knocked backwards and tackles GP, and starts beating the crap out of him and jumps back to make sure no return blow could be landed.[/me]

I am not my avatar you dolt. You cannot eat me, I am holding a massive fucking scythe.

I currently look like this:

I decapitate you and claim my throne.

 

[GalacticPetey]

*is annoyed*

Pathetic. Now fight like a true warrior!

* GP repeatedly hits YoshiMonsta's rubs, breaking all of them.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I duck and do a massive uppercut sending

flying in the air and do aerial combat sending your head into the ground and I pound it in with a Yoshi bomb

I have no rubs. I snap your neck and slam you side to side and then I twist your leg around your head and break your skull with it.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

LET'S GET THIS STARTED!!!!

YoshiMonsta isn't cool, because no battle pictures.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Meh..... how do I get them? And I may not be cool but I can defeat you by running super fast and kicking you before you can react.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Meh..... how do I get them? And I may not be cool but I can defeat you by running super fast and kicking you before you can react.

A simple kick from a green dinosaur will not suffice, you need magic, or the heart of a Saiyan warrior.

Also, these:

Start popping up underneath every where

You know, all this time I've had the throne.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

What start popping up? Okay a kick will not do, I do a million kicks just as fast.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Dude, I have a spell called "Heal", it does what you think it would do. Simple kicks and punches are useless.

I begin to jump around and spam this at you.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Dude, I have a spell called "Heal", it does what you think it would do. Simple kicks and punches are useless.

I begin to jump around and spam this at you.

I dodge, every one and snap your neck and eat off your head and nothing else.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Dude, I have a spell called "Heal", it does what you think it would do. Simple kicks and punches are useless.

I begin to jump around and spam this at you.

I dodge every one and snap your neck and eat off your head and nothing else.

A Yoshi is not that fast, and you can't get within 5 feet of me without getting hit.

I have moved the throne to a 10-post unbreakable time capsule locked in the void. 10nth poster will break the lock and have the first chance to grab the throne.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I turn into an egg and teleport behind you (super mario galaxy 2) and do what I did in the previous post.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

A Yoshi is not that fast, and you can't get within 5 feet of me without getting hit.

I turn into an egg and teleport behind you (super mario galaxy 2) and do what I did in the previous post.

5 feet is a radius and spheres have many radii.

 

[GalacticPetey]

*cracks neck back into place*
Don't forget me.
* GP tries to do something but the band on his forehead glows.