Control the Throne

>you push me onto my airship. i take the throne, and put it somewhere less lethal. i sit on the armrest again.
 
Griffin4 said:
I throw your popcorn away, you go after it, I sit on the throne
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i wasn't on the throne

you literally just chucked an old man's popcorn away for no reason

i'll have you arrested for this!
 
I use FLUDD to escape out of jail, and you're right, you aren't sitting on the throne.
I sit on the throne
 
Oh no, he's getting away! Quick someone! Gimme a bag o'bombs!

*explosion. Peach (or Koops) walks with the explosion still behind him/her. He/She doesn't even look back. The throne in their hands.*
 
The explosion is too intense for SGoW to handle. The badassery of me does not help either, he runs away as fast as he can, leaving the throne behind.
 
A weird phenomena happens. You get up and ask for help. I tell you that it is alien. You run away and I sit on it.
 
Look out! The alien is behind you! It shot you with a laser! You run away, and it chases you! I get the throne.
 
The throne turns out to be a bigger alien who then eats you. I kill that alien, then warn the world of an alien invasion. They defeat the aliens and I'm considered their savior, so they make me king. I sit on the kings throne.
 
It's true, but the part where I took it takes place after that.
 
And then the cycle of life repeats, but never in quite the same way. As such, in one cycle, I can take the throne to myself and run away with it.
 
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