Control the Throne

[Moldomré]

Surprise! The Piranha Plant cleaned it with a liquid that, once touched, knocks you out! Therefore, no one can sit in it anymore, therefore, I buy a cheap inflatable throne from WAL-MART and sit in that.

Also, the other throne is currently burning in an incinerator.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I nab the throne and use the gauntlet to vanish into another random universe, one that would take at least 60 posts of engaging plotlines to find!

 

[Moldomré]

<Engaging plotline #1>
I search Titan for the throne. However, I see that it was Grindelwald's home and that it was beautiful and faint from awe.

 

[Koops]

Not this time Neptune.

I will not be the post to make you gain the throne like last time.

Wait a second, did anyone actually take back the throne from him at the time?

Well, if not... OöPs

 

[Specific Neptune]

nobody ever called me out on it

not that it would make any difference of course, i already destroyed that throne and took its infinity stone for myself, so we might as well keep playing with this throne instead

 

[Moldomré]

Hm.

*looks and sees that no one is here*
That throne is mine.

 

[Teedgee]

IT WAS A TRAP. IT'S A BOMB

 

[Sp00kDragon]

I do a magik speII and make the throne NOT a bomb. I sit on thy throne

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I'm a king so I claim rights to the throne. You are subject to a lawsuit if you don't submit to this. You get out and I get in. Simple as that.

 

[Specific Neptune]

>when you set up the thread to have at least 60 posts of engaging storyline but the users revert back to simplistic means

 

[Cocoa]

I pick you up with a forklift and throw you out of the throne. I then proceed to pick up the throne and make a break for it.

 

[Cocoa]

I reach the US/Canada border. After showing my passport, I am allowed into Canada.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I follow you into Canada and spy on you. I'm not taking the throne just yet, though...

 

[Cocoa]

*I reach the Alaskan border. After showing passport again, I go into Alaska.*

 

[Moldomré]

> The DK Emoji IRL used Steal Throne!

• It's super effective!

> Long John Spaghetti used Dance!

• It's super effective!

> The DK Emoji IRL tried to run!
> Couldn't run!

 

[Teedgee]

•Greninja uses something!
•It's so effective that everything exploded!
•Greninja gets: throne.

 

[Cocoa]

*Steals throne with forklift again. I'd then use a ramp to jump onto a boat going out of the harbor so fast, no one else could get on*

 

[Moldomré]

> DK uses Swim!
> It's super effective!
> DK destroys LJS's boat!
> The DK Emoji IRL got Throne!

 

[Teedgee]

Ok, but seriously, can we stop using Pokémon jokes? They're getting annoying.

So, I have a gun and I get throne.

yay

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I whack the throne away with my Jet Hammer. It landed in some faraway tropical island. No one has the throne, as TG fell into the sea while the throne was flying.

 

[Moldomré]

Luckily for me, I was at sea already after getting the throne when we were all Pokemoning.
I find the island and the throne somehow. I'm too tired to think of some cool way of finding it.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

I followed a treasure map to the throne's location. When I see Moldo on it, I build my own wooden "throne" and sit on that. I also make myself a little wooden crown.

 

[Teedgee]

There's a lot of sun, so wooden throne catches on fire. Moldo was so scared that he ran away from the fire. I took the throne considering Greninja has Water attacks and can easily shut down the fire.

 

[Moldomré]

DK, under my command, drops from the sky blasting music on his beatbox, stunning everyone while I run off with the throne.

 

[Noct]

I seeth the throne.
I taketh the throne.

*Victory fanfare*