Control the Throne

[Teedgee]

Cuphead has 3 health. He loses one, and still lives.

shoot.

 

[London Parris]

Me and J. D. Sumner, who has travelled in time teams up for a loud bass singing. The bass singing eats away the last two hearts while J. D. Sumner finds two thrones and J. D. Sumner takes his share with him while I take mine with me and put it in a secure place.

 

[Cocoa]

*As a Witch, I have godly powers. I use said powers to gain access to the throne.*

 

[Jigglypurin]

WITCH BURNING

 

[Cocoa]

*Marchionne has been revived once more, and he claims the throne yet again*

 

[London Parris]

White Lightning uses water! Long John Spaghetti falls!

I then sit in my throne with a cheeseburger in paradise.

 

[Jigglypurin]

IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHEESEBURGER EAT YOU

 

[London Parris]

I banish SuperDoom into the ninth dimension.

I then place the throne inside a castle, underground, under an active volcano.

 

[Cocoa]

Felix would fix the situation, then claim the throne.

 

[Jigglypurin]

My eyes turn hammers into nails. I take the throne as Felix tries to fix a broken window with it.

 

[Cocoa]

Are you forgetting Felix's hammer is magic?

The hammer's magic would turn the nail back into a hammer. Felix fixes the situation again, then sits on the throne again.

 

[London Parris]

I send the hammer into a black hole, where no magic can reach it. And I put the throne in the eighth dimension, on which I sit on it.

 

[Moldomré]

I come to bargain and get the throne from you. Just for, as LGM likes to say, *bleep*s and giggles.

(and yes, I bleeped that myself)

 

[Jigglypurin]

I corrupt Moldo's save file.

 

[London Parris]

I pour lava and put the throne at the center of the Earth, where I sit on it.

 

[Jigglypurin]

I eat the cheeseburger.

 

[London Parris]

Too bad that was a decoy. I punch the creature to the place from whence it came while sitting on a sunny beach sitting on the throne.

 

[Jigglypurin]

I crawl straight back out and eat the real cheeseburger.

 

[Specific Neptune]

i dip the throne in something really stinky

now no one wants it :O

 

[Jigglypurin]

NOSE PLUGS!

 

[London Parris]

I throw a javelin and send the throne jn a top secret location.

 

[Jigglypurin]

We may be aybow to locate the evow enahgy thwone fwom da waydaw woom!

 

[Specific Neptune]

i make the throne extra stinky so that the noseplugs don't work D:

 

[London Parris]

I go in there with a gas mask and get the throne and I sit on it deep in Siberia.

 

[Jigglypurin]

(CtT) boi

That throne can't be any smellier than my little sister's farts, so I grab the throne from Siberia, eat the real cheeseburger, and drag the throne down into Hell.

EDIT Also, I can't help but notice this:

jn