Control the Throne

[Uniju]

I come over and throw up on the arm of the throne, which grosses you out so you get up and I sit down on the throne.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I call a janitor to clean it and hurl you of a bridge and claim the throne.

 

[Villain11]

I call a janitor to clean it and hurl you of a bridge and claim the throne.

The janitor turns against you and throws you off the throne.

Throne get!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I summon Edward Cullens to blind you with his sparklyness.
You stumble off the throne and I steal it.

 

[Villain11]

Edward Cullen doesn't have sparkliness so I still have it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Okay then, I summon Gengar.
While you are dying your hair, I take the throne.

 

[unit4545]

I put you in a SSBB match, and i pwn you with toon link in 20 seconds.

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I use my Final Smash which I can't name right now.

Throne Stolen.

 

[unit4545]

Samus turns into zero suiit samus, and you stare at her so long that i easily get the throne.

oh and also she strangles you with her laser whip.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Yes, but Ceiling Cat revives me.
So, I find you and sleep on the throne and slay you.

Throne Stolen.

 

[ralphfan]

I give you a bomb disguised to look like a cookie. You eat it. Boom.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Cookies are disabled in MY computer, so I still have it.

 

[ralphfan]

I meant an eating cookie.

Throne keep.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It's a fortune cookie that gives me a plan. I use it and

Throne Stolen.

 

[Villain11]

The fortune cookie grows arms and legs and destroys you.

THRONE GET!

 

[ralphfan]

As you go to sit on the throne, I pull it out from under you.

THRONE GET.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I foresee this and plant a bomb in the back.

I go buy a new one from Wal Mart and use it

 

[Marioguy1]

I go buy a new one from Wal Mart and use it...

...as a baseball. I am the batcatcher

THRONE GET!

 

[ralphfan]

I kick you in the crotch, causing you to double in pain and say, "Ah!...Ah!..."

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I bomb your fortress and buy a new throne.

 

[ralphfan]

I lazily kill you without describing how.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I throw you into a washer.

Throne Stolen

 

[Marioguy1]

Ralph gets arrested for physical abuse of a Marioguy

Anyways, you go to visit him in jail and I take the throne :D

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I bail him out and use him as a battery ram.

Throne Stolen

 

[ralphfan]

Chuck Norris.

Throne get.