Control the Throne

[SpinyMaster347]

I see your Chuck Norris and raise 20!

Throne Stolen.

 

[ralphfan]

I make you look into the eye of a basilisk, killing you instantly.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My dancing raccoon distracts you long enough for me to steal your throne.

 

[Villain11]

The raccoon kills you.

I get the throne.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

No, because he's LOYAL.

 

[Villain11]

You never claimed it so I still have it.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I use my raccoon to make your head asplode.

Throne Stolen.

 

[Marioguy1]

I use my head to make your raccoon asplode

THRONE GET!

 

[Villain11]

The raccoon died so I still have the throne.

 

[Marioguy1]

WRONG! You're still at the head repair shop so...

THRONE KEEP!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon respawns and I take back the throne.

 

[ralphfan]

I roundhouse kick you into a glacier.

Throne get.

 

[Zero777]

Chuck Norris stares at you and you explode

THRONE CHUCK!

 

[Marioguy1]

Chuck Norris stares at you and you asplode

After you chuck the throne, I catch it

THRONE GET!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon saves me and I take back my throne by using the Spirit Bomb.

 

[Zero777]

Chuck Norris stares at you and you asplode

After you chuck the throne, I catch it

THRONE GET!

I never chucked the throne Chuck Norris got it.

I use one of those nets that Predator use to catch and kill your raccoon and then I sucker punch you in the face

THRONE GET

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon respawns and I take back the throne.

 

[ralphfan]

I spit on you and you go to wash it off.

Throne get!

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon guards the throne so I still have it.

 

[ralphfan]

I burn the raccoon and spit on you.

Throne get.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon respawns and I take back the throne.

 

[Tyrell Badd]

I run over your raccoon and you with my monster truck.

THRONE GET

 

[SpinyMaster347]

My raccoon respawns and I take back the throne.

 

[ralphfan]

I show you the rules, and delete your quote block.

I then kick Gamefreak's elbow.

Throne get.

 

[Marioguy1]

Gamefreak is TAAAALLLL and when you try to kick that high you...

THRONE GET!