Control the Throne

i sleep.

throne get.
 
I eat you, lifting you up into the air and swinging you side to side disemboweling my helpless prey of midsize woodland cat

throne get
 
I'm a flesh eating giant naked unfeathered bird with giant teeth and a bite force not equaled in your time
I pwn both yur sorry asses and take the throne
 
dammit, god powers time
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throne is now so hot it cannot be touched until we reach the next page, including me, no exceptions
 
*your permafrost is not powerful enough, you burn and die*
*I also go near the the throne, and die*
 
I turn the place into a nightclub, and you get off the throne dancing, allowing me to get on and take your throne.
 
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