Control the Throne

[Revin]

i throw a brick at you

 

[Lord Bowser]

I throw a bigger brick at you

 

[Revin]

good thing i'm wearing my brick-proof vest

 

[Lord Bowser]

I set fire to your brick-proof vest

 

[Revin]

good thing i'm wearing my fire-proof jacket over my brick-proof vest

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

byeeeeeee


throne get

 

[GBA]

i posted in this thread

throne get because it's that easy

 

[User4042]

I control the throne now.

 

[Lolcrawler]

I charge into you stomach (being a pig) and knock you off a cliff, then proceed to sit on the throne calmly

 

[User4042]

Begone with you!
I have received the throne!

 

[game guy]

i smash your in the head with an hammer.
the throne is mine

 

[Specific Neptune]

*insert spammish post explaining my procuring the throne here*

*insert repetitive clarification of my owning the throne here*

 

[User4042]

I sit on Neptune. I have somewhat received the throne.

 

[Lord Bowser]

I shoot you

BOW TO ME

 

[User4042]

I live and go to the emergency room.
My capture of the throne has been delayed.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I shoot you

BOW TO ME

well thank god you're not actually taking the throne, you're just saying "bow to me", that's good, somebody who actually wants me to keep the throne

apparently i still have the throne

 

[Lolcrawler]

Suddenly...... the throne is no longer underneath you and instead a bed of nails....

And I, in my secret unknown hideaway, gleefully eat grapes and get leaf fanned on the throne.

 

[User4042]

The doctors convert my hospital bed into a horizontal throne.
I have received a throne.

 

[Revin]

i kill everyone and everything that ever existed

 

[Z-omb]

I survive this bloodbath in an alternate dimension, rebuild the throne and take it.

 

[User4042]

I'm in an alternate universe without Nitwit.
I have kept the throne.

 

[Z-omb]

I transport back into this universe upon my throne, landing atop your throne squashing both you and your throne. I claim my throne! (again)

 

[User4042]

I'm on a fake throne

 

[Z-omb]

I'm still on the real one.

 

[Cackletta]

Something explodes for no reason and the throne eats the current owner.