Control the Throne

[RedShell]

It's not a throne? Well.

*sits on real throne*

 

[Meta Knight]

*Does handstand on throne*

*Shoots cannons*

*Throne hovers in the air*

Ha, now it's mine. I'm above the clouds so take that losers

 

[Megamario15]

Of course we don't own you.

And I have not a throne. Mine is ten times better than all of yours, and it's called the Ultrathrone.
(Technically not a throne)

It's not a throne? Well.

*sits on real throne*

It's not a throne because it's much better.

*Does handstand on throne*

*Shoots cannons*

*Throne hovers in the air*

Ha, now it's mine. I'm above the clouds so take that losers

*MK's throne flies into the sun*

 

[Shyghoul]

GAH THAT HURT

 

[Megamario15]

*begins writing something*

 

[Meta Knight]

*MK's throne flies into the sun*

How dare you make my throne fly in the sun! I'm not an *bleep*! I am shooting my cannons periodically so that it's in a hover, not flying any higher than I already am! You never stole the throne either, so I still have it and am still above the clouds AND AM NOT FLYING ANY HIGHER!!!

 

[Megamario15]

*MK's throne flies into the sun*

How dare you make my throne fly in the sun! I'm not an *bleep*! I am shooting my cannons periodically so that it's in a hover, not flying any higher than I already am! You never stole the throne either, so I still have it and am still above the clouds AND AM NOT FLYING ANY HIGHER!!!

You're not an idiot. But Brower jumped up at really high speeds to reclaim his throne. His mass multiplied by his acceleration creates enough force to send you flying into the sun.

Fyi: Bowser died on the way down.

*keeps writing*

E: I actually was never on your throne. I'm still on the Ultrathrone.

 

[Lumastar]

I watch from my super safe and secure balcony as you peasants fight for a chair.

 

[Megamario15]

I watch from my super safe and secure balcony as you peasants fight for a chair.

*fires a poison mushroom cannon at Lumastar*
*Lumastar falls to the ground*

*keeps writing*

 

[Lumastar]

You know that firing a Poison Mushroom at me doesn't instantly poison and/or kill me, right?

*injects self with antidote and drives away from battlefield*

 

[Megamario15]

I never said you died, I just said you fell.

...right of your balcony.

You also get shrunken, because that's what poison mushrooms do.

*tires pop*

*keeps writing*

 

[Lumastar]

I always carry something in my inventory.

*eats Super Mushroom and makes a run for it*

 

[Megamario15]

A wall of thwomps block your path! What do you do?
*keeps writing*

 

[Lumastar]

Ah, fag it.

*sets up long chair and reclines onto it*

 

[Shyghoul]

I watch from my super safe and secure balcony as you peasants fight for a chair.

um did you just call me "chair"

 

[Lumastar]

I watch from my super safe and secure balcony as you peasants fight for a chair.

um did you just call me "chair"

Um, no. I was talking about-

*runs off, but runs into Thwomps and faints*

 

[Megamario15]

Ah, fag it.

*sets up long chair and reclines onto it*

Another thwomp falls on you, causing your death. You are now a ghost for 5 posts.

How did this turn into an rpg?

*keeps writing story plot*

 

[Shyghoul]

YEAH TAKE THAT INSULTER OF MY HONOR

 

[Lumastar]

-but wait! This is the 2D format. I didn't die.

 

[Shyghoul]

DAMNIT

 

[Megamario15]

-but wait! This is the 2D format. I didn't die.

*Lumastar is modkilled for complaining about death*

*keeps writing*

 

[Shyghoul]

what art thou writing

 

[Megamario15]

A story about these people fighting over you

 

[Lumastar]

Sorry, modkills were disabled when-

*looks through history*

Aw, shit. *explodes in spectacular fashion, insta-killing Megamario15 (Yes, that can happen in some Mario games technically)*

 

[Megamario15]

Aw crap-

MY STORY

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE