Control the Throne

[Kirbyo]

I cover myself in Flex Glue, grab you off the throne and sit on it.

I get unstuck from your hand and eat you. I reclaim the throne.

 

[Chair]

I smack you with another chair and so I sit on my cousin again

 

[Kirbyo]

I smack you with another chair and so I sit on my cousin again

It wasn't your cousin, it was your worst chairnemy. It threw you off, and I sat on him because he likes me.

 

[Chair]

I throwne you away and I stool the throne. I sit on him to make him suffer

 

[Kirbyo]

I throwne you away and I stool the throne. I sit on him to make him suffer

I yeet you off the chair and take back the throne.

 

[Cayde]

I sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I sit on the throne.

You sat on me, so I eat you and take back the throne.

 

[Cayde]

You sat on me, so I eat you and take back the throne.

I punch your throat, you spit me out, and then I sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I punch your throat, you spit me out, and then I sit on the throne.

Sorry, but before that happens, you get sent to the alternate dimension that is his stomach (and that's a fact) and I reclaim the throne.

 

[Cayde]

Sorry, but before that happens, you get sent to the alternate dimension that is his stomach (and that's a fact) and I reclaim the throne.

I escape the alternate dimension and sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I escape the alternate dimension and sit on the throne.

I yeet you off, reclaiming the throne.

 

[Cayde]

I yeet you off, reclaiming the throne.

I yeet you off and sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I yeet you off and sit on the throne.

I take the uno reverse card out of your pocket and eat you, sending you to a secure dimension, reclaiming the throne.

 

[Cayde]

I take the uno reverse card out of your pocket and eat you, sending you to a secure dimension, reclaiming the throne.

I pull out a spare uno reverse card and sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I pull out a spare uno reverse card and sit on the throne.

I pull out you uno reverse card generator generator generator out of your pocket and repeat what happened two posts ago.

 

[Cayde]

I pull out you uno reverse card generator generator generator out of your pocket and repeat what happened two posts ago.

I escape the dimension and put on my dimension proof armor and sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I escape the dimension and put on my dimension proof armor and sit on the throne.

I give up, but then use a point swap, giving me the throne and protecting it from you until you get the Triforce.

 

[Cayde]

I give up, but then use a point swap, giving me the throne and protecting it from you until you get the Triforce.

I get the Triforce and sit on the throne.

 

[Kirbyo]

I get the Triforce and sit on the throne.

I give up (for real... for now...)

 

[Chair]

I squeesh you and so you bounce off because you have nowhere to go

 

[Wynn Liaw]

I take you off the throne and let a fat man sit on you. I sit on the throne myself.

 

[Chair]

I can fall over and so he will get off me, I step on you, yeet you off and get it

 

[Primarina]

liiri, transforme moi *becomes the superhero known as la aglo*

 

[Power Flotzo]

I suddenly appear and godmod the hell out of this game.

Wait, that's what almost every post in this thread has been.

(Also, throne get!)

 

[Kirbyo]

I get a mod to ban you for godmodding and reclaim the throne.