Control the Throne

[Spaceman Spiff]

I smother you with my tongue. All your throne are belong to me

 

[Flowey]

I delete you off the throne as if you were a mediocre Mii. Miidiocre if you will.

 

[MegaBowser64]

I hit the throne with my lawnmower and knock you off.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I force-feed you fast food until you collapse. My throne now.

 

[Fizzle]

I turn off the music. You become depressed because you cannot dance and go sit on outdoor grass. I sit in the throne instead.

 

[Yoshi360]

I eat you and turn you into an egg. I then throw you far away and I sit on the throne in your place.

 

[Fizzle]

I call in the epic Snifberg the Unfeeling from Yoshi's Woolly World to take away your 15 remaining health. Then, I fall from a slightly-higher-than-you cliff and take away that last hitpoint. You fall off the throne, Kirby-style, and I take the throne back with Snifberg sitting on a new throne. That's right, now there's TWO thrones.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I charge in with a Wonder Flower and use its power to send you both flying away. Then I sit on both thrones

 

[Wendy O. Koopa]

I kill your Wonderflower with weed killer and then come at you with a sword. You get scared and run away and then I lock the front door of the castle after you leave so you can't get back inside. HA HA HA! My throne now! And I make a clone of myself to sit on the other throne. To make even more so you can't get back inside I melt the locks on the doors with a blowtorch. To ensure nobody else takes my kingdom away from me I start raising an army.

 

[MegaBowser64]

I finally come back from the bathroom, I open the skylight windows, sneak up behind you, tie balloons to you and your clone, then you float up to space. I am such a big mammoth that I sit down on both of the thrones at once.

 

[Wendy O. Koopa]

I finally come back from the bathroom, I open the skylight windows, sneak up behind you, tie balloons to you and your clone, then you float up to space. I am such a big mammoth that I sit down on both of the thrones at once.

 

[Fizzle]

I explode one throne, returning it to its original state. However, I blew myself up in the process. The throne's up for taking.

POV: Me during that incident:

 

[Fizzle]

THRONE GET! It's mine again.

 

[Fizzle]

Uh, no one's posted for almost a month. I died of old age and boredom. Someone take this throne, please!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I push away the bored skeleton of Fizzle and sit on the throne.

 

[Renjamin]

I use my vast magical powerset to erase everyone who uses generative AI from existence and I sit on the throne

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

I obtain a Bubble Flower and use bubbles to disintegrate you, allowing me to control the throne.

 

[Fizzle]

I tell you a MLP pony is outside, waiting for you, and you run outside, searching for it. Throne returned to me.

 

[Renjamin]

I tell you a MLP pony is outside, waiting for you, and you run outside, searching for it. Throne returned to me.

I had built an exact replica of the throne all the way in new Jersey with a fake Yellow Gooigi on it, you two have been squabbling over that, I am still on the throne

 

[Fizzle]

*bucket of water falls upon your Gooigi head* Throne discovered. I set it up to fall on the next Gooigi >

 

[Renjamin]

I really push streaming so all movie theatres shut down

I sit down with a raincoat and umbrella

 

[Fizzle]

Fireball crashes into you, burning your umbrella and you. Mine once more

 

[merriexmas]

Bulbasaur attacks your Piplup. Now it's mine!

 

[Nightwicked Bowser]

Sail upon Blackwater Bay, sack King's Landing with an army of 4,000 and I sit on the Iron Throne

 

[merriexmas]

The Care Bears attack and now it's my throne!