Control the Throne

You are dead. You can't burn my body. And my 1-UP collection was destroyed when you killed me, so Dempsey can't use it.

Throne vacancy
 
There you go. Dempsey tripped and pushed the both of you off the edge of a cliff. Remember to say "Wheeee!"

Meanwhile, another Toad heals me and Phil T. (the toad friend) with 1-UP mushrooms that didn't come from my collection, and we find an empty thone. I sit on it, with Phil T. on my lap.

Throne get.
 
Poison Mushrooms don't kill instantly, so after you make me eat one I drink a Tasty Tonic. Then I grab your gun, break it, and throw you out the window. This building is 12 stories high.

Throne get.
 
After I attempt to grab the throne, the next likely course of action would be for you to shoot me with it. I was thinking ahead.

Throne keep.
 
While you two argue, I blow up the throne with an atomic bomb.

Throne gone. Oops.

I make a time machine and head back to

this post.
Tatanga said:
I pull out the Number 11 your so distracted by it's sexiness that you don't see me sneaking up behind you. I snap your neck and take the throne.
Throne get

I eat the number 11. Throne get.
In 23 posts the throne will blow up again due to my stupidity.
 
*23 posts later* Finally, gonna get my hands on that throne.....*throne blows up due to exploding weenie ridden by -21*
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *throne from the past pops up* Oh.....YAY! *sits in it* Throne Get.
 
I pull out a rocket launcher and shot you with a rocket making you explode
Throne get
 
I look for my time machine, but apparently the past throne found it and decided to use it so that people would stop fighting over it.

So I steal Tatanga's rocket launcher and blow up the throne with it. I build a new throne from scratch and sit in it.

Throne get and time paradox stopped.
 
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