Control the Throne

[Mariorules25]

i keep dempsey as my best mate,and kill your toad friend which makes you sad forever and you run away

Throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I give my toad a 1-UP mushroom. I always have an arsenal. She proceeds to attack you.

Throne get.

 

[Mariorules25]

Dempsey shoots you both with a death machine,which is in my sig

Throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

A split second before I died, I tossed a poison mushroom through the air. It lands in your throat.

Throne vacancy

 

[Mariorules25]

Dempsey quickly puts a 1 up in my mouth, i then burn your body to death

throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

You are dead. You can't burn my body. And my 1-UP collection was destroyed when you killed me, so Dempsey can't use it.

Throne vacancy

 

[Mariorules25]

dempsey heals me with a super shroom and turns me into a super soldier like he is, i then steal the throne

throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

There you go. Dempsey tripped and pushed the both of you off the edge of a cliff. Remember to say "Wheeee!"

Meanwhile, another Toad heals me and Phil T. (the toad friend) with 1-UP mushrooms that didn't come from my collection, and we find an empty thone. I sit on it, with Phil T. on my lap.

Throne get.

 

[Mariorules25]

lunar landers save us and we kill all your friends and you

throne get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but I consider you my friend. So you kill yourself, before you have the chance to kill me.

Throne get.

 

[Mariorules25]

wow just wow

 

[YoshiGo99]

U get banned from the throne.
Throne Get

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I build a poison mushroom gun, and I shoot a poison mushroom down your throat. I take the throne.

Throne get.

 

[NSY]

I eat you.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I eat you.

Throne get.

...that's it? I still have the Poison Mushroom Gun. That you swallowed. Inside of you. You get where I'm going with this, right?

Throne get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

Poison Mushrooms don't kill instantly, so after you make me eat one I drink a Tasty Tonic. Then I grab your gun, break it, and throw you out the window. This building is 12 stories high.

Throne get.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I didn't shoot the Poison Mushroom at you. I shot it at NSY.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

After I attempt to grab the throne, the next likely course of action would be for you to shoot me with it. I was thinking ahead.

Throne keep.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

And that's why I'm not shooting you with it. You're not the only one with a brain.

 

[Gigaremo]

While you two argue, I blow up the throne with an atomic bomb.

Throne gone. Oops.

I make a time machine and head back to

this post.

I pull out the Number 11 your so distracted by it's sexiness that you don't see me sneaking up behind you. I snap your neck and take the throne.
Throne get

I eat the number 11. Throne get.
In 23 posts the throne will blow up again due to my stupidity.

 

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*23 posts later* Finally, gonna get my hands on that throne.....*throne blows up due to exploding weenie ridden by -21*

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU *throne from the past pops up* Oh.....YAY! *sits in it* Throne Get.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

You stare at this gif for hours, until you finally fall asleep. I grab the throne.

Throne get.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I pull out a rocket launcher and shot you with a rocket making you explode
Throne get

 

[Gigaremo]

I look for my time machine, but apparently the past throne found it and decided to use it so that people would stop fighting over it.

So I steal Tatanga's rocket launcher and blow up the throne with it. I build a new throne from scratch and sit in it.

Throne get and time paradox stopped.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

I sneak up behind you Strangle you to death
Throne get