Piantas and their stupidity (with inclusion of Noki humor of course)

[Xiahou Ba]

When Piantas strike out in Mario Superstar Baseball, they also show their underside

WTF, man. But again, they're Piantas. Of course they would do stupid things

 

[Boidoh]

1st time.. In Pinna Park in the level where you dont have fludd and you need to save the mayor there was a pianta that was bending over and i zoomed in to see if piantas were nothing but big easter eggs.... I was talking about that to LGM some time ago.

2nd time... just now..

 

[Xiahou Ba]

 

[Boidoh]

What bout' it.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I just love it how the description said their bats have dense wood, which is as dense as their heads

 

[Boidoh]

I was playing Mario Kart Wii on Peach Beach and i was thinking that the Delfino Tree thing might be enslaving the piantas.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Nah, it's the palm tree growing out of their brains mind-controlling them

 

[Smashgoom202]

Nah, it's the palm tree growing out of their brains mind-controlling them

Kind of like Floro Cragniens!

 

[MnSG]

There's obviously a difference between smart and dumb Piantas. A smart one would not allow 4 balls on purpose.

 

[Boidoh]

All Pink Piantas are dumb errr because..

1st time.. In Pinna Park in the level where you dont have fludd and you need to save the mayor there was a pianta that was bending over and i zoomed in to see if piantas were nothing but big easter eggs.... I was talking about that to LGM some time ago.

2nd time... just now..

 

[Xiahou Ba]

That's why my sister made a pink Pianta smiley instead of a blue one. Pink is a manly color!

 

[GalacticPetey]

That's why my sister made a pink Pianta smiley instead of a blue one. Pink is a manly color!

Indeed.

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Kirby would whole-heartedly agree.

Nintendo should call Red Pianta "Pink" Pianta because it's more fitting. They should also make Pink Pianta the default color.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

If pink isn't manly, why does Wario have a pink nose?

Pink Piantas FTW!

 

[Xiahou Dun]

The blood vessels stopped working there.

Again, Pink Piantas are the best.

 

[GalacticPetey]

The blood vessels stopped working there.

Again, Pink Piantas are the best.

Why does the game call them red?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Same reason Pink Luigi is placed in the Red Team. Nintendo cannot distinguish between Red and Pink if it's not on Kirby.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Ya know, Pink Piantas are so cool, even people want to be them

 

[Soundless Voice]

Ya know, Pink Piantas are so cool, even people want to be them

Is that a real picture?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Yes! Definitely. It's the running man.

 

[Boidoh]

What did you draw.

His tree is lacking pianta-ness.... hes a fraud..

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Besides, he has a NECK! That's outlawed in Piantaville.

 

[Boidoh]

Il Piantisimo is one of Nintendo's best creations..

 

[MnSG]

The blood vessels stopped working there.

Again, Pink Piantas are the best.

Why does the game call them red?

I can pretty much ask the same thing, since in Super Mario Sunshine, actual red Piantas did exist, but they were all females, if I remember right.

Speaking of which, I did do up an actual Red Pianta texture for Mario Super Sluggers, but obviously, it's impossible to use on an actual Wii system; everything is stored inside a single file, and there's absolutely no MDL0 and TEX0 content anywhere in it.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

That really sucks. Super Sluggers models would be an excellent use for Brawl