>Begin adventure.

Allan gets out of the fridge and finds himself in an insane asylum. The cell next to Toad, specifically.
 
Nope Toad is a prisoner.
Sheesh people should appreciate their surroundings for once. Cells are pretty cool.
 
Allan and Toad continue to forget the first thing you ever do in a text-based adventure.
 
After reading Homestuck cover to cover, Toad85 thinks he got it.

>Toad85: Squawk like a seagull and wet your pants
 
It is such a shame that Toad85 can't figure out what to do. Maybe if he could just get a different perspective on things...
 
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