Give the next poster an item

[Recon-Seven]

I feed the Yoshi with mini-mushroom.

Next user gets a shrink Yoshi.

 

[BowserJunior]

I feed it a mega mushroom.

Next user gets a rampaging giant yoshi.

 

[Shyghoul]

*hugs it*

Next user gets a box.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I change it to Pandora's box. I give it to the next user.

 

[Shyghoul]

*turns it into a cardboard box*

Next user gets a frog.

 

[BowserJunior]

I turn it into a gian rampaging frog and send it at the next user.

 

[Shyghoul]

*stabs it to death*

Next user gets Earth.

 

[BowserJunior]

Impossible.

Next user gets a bob-omb.

 

[Shyghoul]

*eats it*

Next user gets a mushroom.

 

[BowserJunior]

*Grows giant*

Next user gets a giant fireball in the face.

 

[Shyghoul]

*throws it away*

Next user gets a picture of a rock.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I hurl it back in Bowser45's face.

Next user gets a poisonous drink.

 

[Shyghoul]

*drinks it*

Next user gets a pancake.

 

[Amphituber]

Leaves it in the middle of the road in hopes that a car will slip on it.

Next poster gets Sub-Zero pissed at them.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

luckily, shao kahn kicks his frozen ass, not paying any attention to me, and i run away.



next user gets a severed sub-zero head.

 

[Amphituber]

luckily, shao kahn kicks his frozen ass, not paying any attention to me, and i run away.



next user gets a severed sub-zero head.

...Dammit.

I use the head as a bowling ball.

Next poster gets a overdue electrical bill.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Oop, sorry for that. This post is now null.

 

[Amphituber]

I control the bullet and send to the poor, innocent Toad.

Next user gets a lifeless Toad's body.

Wait a minute, bullet?

I said electrical bill...

 

[Recon-Seven]

Ah, I throws the bill away.

Now, next user gets a Shark Chomp.

(Also sorry for mistake :P)

 

[Amphituber]

It's fine.

I die horribly. Again.

Next poster gets a swim noodle.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I genetically merge with it, becoming... NOODLE MAN!!!

Next user gets a Magical Green Thumb (from the obscure underrated movie A Troll in Central Park.)

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I eat it.


Next user gets a manga to read.

 

[Amphituber]

I give it to my pseudo-otaku friend.

Next poster gets lit dynamite.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I throws the dynamite away.

Next user gets a lifeless corpse of Beavis and Butt-Head.

 

[Lorenz Hellman Gloucester]

*burns them in fireplace* "WHO'S ON FIRE NOW, MOTHERF*CKERS!



next user gets the ashes of beavis and butthead