Give the next poster an item

[BowserJunior]

*burns it*

Next user gets terrible report card.

 

[Shyghoul]

*burns it*

Next user gets a math book.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

[me=*]burns it [/me]


Next user gets a wonderful report card.

 

[Shyghoul]

*eats it*

Next user gets a trash can.

 

[BowserJunior]

*melts it*

Next user gets a magnet.

 

[Shyghoul]

*puts it in the void*

Next user gets the children of Hurin.

 

[Amphituber]

...no idea what the hell those are.

*invites into candy filled van*

Next user gets Justin Bieber.

 

[Shyghoul]

*throws him in lake*

Next user gets a bus.

 

[Recon-Seven]

Ah, I crash the bus into some innocent people.

Now, next user gets a CD album that has "Rickroll"

 

[Amphituber]

I'd listen to it. It's a good song.

Next poster gets a Yoshi.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I feed the Yoshi with a berry.

Next user gets a DVD boxset of Ed, Edd & Eddy.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I sharpen the discs, making them razor sharp. I throw them at the next user.

 

[Recon-Seven]

*throat cutted*

Seriously, next user gets a anime magazine.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I generously give it to the next user.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I reads the magazine.

Next user gets a extremely pissed Pokey.

 

[Amphituber]

I teach the Pokey how to count to ten and control its emotions, thereby saving its marriage and career from ruin.

Next poster gets a sack of flaming crap.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I burn the sacks and watch as it burned to an ash.

Next user gets a beehive (with a bee)

 

[Amphituber]

I sell it on eBay, since its pretty useless with only one bee.

Next user gets a time machine.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I go into the future, retrieve a dangerous killer robot, come back, and reprogram it to kill the next user.

 

[Amphituber]

I die horribly.

Next user gets my mangled dead body.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

I put it in a tomb. Next user gets the coffin.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I ressurect the body as a zombie that serves me and send it to bite the next user.

 

[Amphituber]

I get bit by my zombie self and die again.

...Wait, what the hell just happened?

Next user gets a Phillips CD-i.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

I get rid of it after seeing how much Hotel Mario sucks.

Next user gets an angry Muth.

 

[BowserJunior]

I use bowser on it and level up.

Next user gets a mini mushroom.