Give the next poster an item

[YuruNex]

Yay, another system! Now I can mod it to make it not look so red.

Next user gets a hug.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

AGHHH!!! LET GO OF ME!!!

Next user gets a kiss from Tingle.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

He's already dead. But, just to make sure *burns Tingle and adds him to the pile of dead burnt Tingles*

Next user can use my catapult to hurl dead Tingles (not at me).

 

[YuruNex]

I hurl a dead Toad at the next user who isn't LGM

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Where did that Toad come from? Maybe he disguised as a Tingle? Oh well... I guess he won't be missed.

 

[User4042]

OW
Next user gets a piece of apple pie

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Eats the apple pie. Yum!

Next user gets a fart from Wario.

 

[YuruNex]

*puts it in a bag*

Next user gets a bag with Wario's fart in it

 

[TinTinfinite]

The bag popped. KABOOM!!!

Next user gets a R.O.B.

 

[RedShell]

*kills R.O.B. and adds him to the pile of dead Tingles*

Next user gets the dead R.O.B..

 

[YuruNex]

*loads it into a cannon*

Next user gets a dead R.O.B slammed onto their face.

 

[User4042]

*kills R.O.B. and adds him to the pile of dead Tingles*

Next user gets the dead R.O.B..

>kills a robot

Robots can't die so I can't get a dead ROB.
Next user gets Mario Kart DS.

 

[YuruNex]

*kills R.O.B. and adds him to the pile of dead Tingles*

Next user gets the dead R.O.B..

>kills a robot

Robots can't die so I can't get a dead ROB.

Dead or not, it's still getting slammed into your face.

Neat!

Next user gets a human finger.

 

[Lolcrawler]

Yum

The next user gets a monocle.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

*uses the monocle as a surfboard*

Next user gets a match and an additional dead Tingle.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*burns dead Tingle*

Next user gets a burnt dead Tingle and a Master Sword.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Slices burnt Tingle with Master Sword.

Next user get sliced burnt Tingle.

 

[YuruNex]

*kills him again*

Next user gets a dead burnt sliced dead Tingle and some ice

 

[RedShell]

*Freezes dead burnt sliced dead Tingle*

Next user gets... I'm pretty sure you know, this game should be renamed "Give the next user a Tingle and tell them how to kill it".

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*burns Tingle*

Next user gets the ashes.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*puts ashes into the bag and throws it into the sun as Superman*

Next user gets another Tingle, a Batman's suit and a Batmobile.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*puts on batman suit, get in batmobile, and runs over Tingle*

Next user gets a dead Tingle and a hammer.

 

[TinTinfinite]

*replaces hammer with Thor's hammer and smashes dead Tingle*

Next user gets dead Tingle and Godzilla.

 

[User4042]

Godzilla killed me and obliterated Tingle.
Next user gets my corpse and Tingle's molecules

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

*burys both*

Next user gets another Tingle and a flamethrower.