Give the next poster an item

[YuruNex]

Mega Bird Jesus, here I come!

Next user gets a basket at their door.

 

[Mintiously]

MORE MINI MUSHROOMS!


Next person gets a Toy Freddy Fazbear.

 

[Specific Neptune]

what was that? i can't hear you, speak up!

next user gets a megaphone

 

[Lumastar]

OkAY!

Next user gets a Wario's Cap and must put it on.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

(takes it off right away)

Next user gets banned.

 

[Mintiously]

-gives it to Dimento, so that the events of Dimento getting banned can happen, so a time paradox doesn't happen-

Next person gets to be the Wilfred Warfstache.

 

[Lord Bowser]

why am I so pink

next person gets ownership of this revived thread

 

[NathanBros]

Better post something.

Next person gets a classic magic mushroom.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Now I'm on a trip

Next person gets a golden mushroom... on rainbow road

 

[E. C. Koopa]

I'll just use that on the straightaway, thanks.

Next person gets a dead battery.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now my pet robot won't work.

Next person gets...a cookie!

 

[Occasionally Returns]

om nom nom nom

Who wants a goron tunic?

 

[NathanBros]

Retro fashion!

Take a magic mushroom?

 

[Princess Céline]

Yes, please. Now I can teleport.

Next person gets the next edition of the GWR book for free.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Hmm, I wonder what's in here?

A brownie dessert made in my style with ice cream, m&ms, chocolate, hershey's chocolate syrup, a cookie, and whip cream

 

[E. C. Koopa]

I think I'll pass, thanks. Eating sand doesn't appeal to me.

Next person gets a recording contract.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Me and my spelling errors, dangit!

Alright, time to make music.

 

[Princess Céline]

Music is always good.

Next person gets a mosquitoe destroyer device.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

I'll take it! Mosquitos are the most annoying things ever.

Next person gets a cat.

 

[Princess Céline]

I've always wanted a cat.

Next poster gets a baby gharial.

 

[NathanBros]

Donate it, cannot feed a big reptile.

Next poster gets an aquarium.

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Yay, now I can put those GloFish™ in it!

Next person gets a trip to anywhere they want.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I can finally make a trip to the US.

Next poster will receive a bucket of KFC!

 

[E. C. Koopa]

Thanks for tomorrow's lunch.

Next person gets a new car.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I'll just need to get my driver's licence.

Next poster will get a pet okapi.