Give the next poster an item

[NathanBros]

Donate it to the zoo, again.

Next poster will get an Elephant.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Let's hope it doesn't stomp on me.
Next poster gets a hershey's bar

 

[Princess Céline]

Thank you. I love chocolate.

Next poster will get a pumpkin.

 

[Occasionally Returns]

Now I have a third pumpkin for the spooky season.

Next poster gets a mummy

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I color the mummy's bandages, because everyone deserves my brand of fabulosity.

The next poster gets a roll of bubble wrap.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I can safely ship the things I don't need.

The next poster will get 50 rolls of duct tape.

 

[Lord Bowser]

all the tools I need for interrogation

next user gets kenny's parka

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I can give this to my little brother.

Next poster will get an N64 controller with a free color choice.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I'll need an N64 system to go with it. In the meantime, I'll use it as a nice centerpiece.

Next user gets a bathtub full of strawberry jello.

 

[Mintiously]

...uh, thanks?

Next person gets a DUCK.

 

[Princess Céline]

But it's RAW!

Next poster gets a pet seahorse.

 

[Lord Bowser]

time to act out that one spongebob episode

next user gets a trump hat

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I'll give that to a trump supporter.

Next person gets a bill from Bill Gates.

 

[Kerrigan]

I don't buy it, throwing it away just to be safe.

Next person gets a free sofa.

 

[Princess Céline]

Now I have my own couch.

Next person gets a comfy bed.

 

[Lord Bowser]

too many beds 7.8/10

next user gets global moderator powers

 

[Kerrigan]

I'll take it! I'll take 12!

Next person gets an onion.

 

[Princess Céline]

Time to make onion rings.

Next person gets a fancy car.

 

[Paper Jorge]

cant complain. do i get to choose? or am i stuck with a random mercedes. what constitutes as fancy? wheres my car? i just checked my garage.

next person gets a crowbar. use it wisely

 

[Princess Céline]

By fancy, I mean any car you consider to be fancy. I will use that crowbar wisely.

Next person gets a silver bullion.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

By far the most expensive paperweight I'll ever own.

Next poster gets Maxwell's notebook.

 

[Princess Céline]

I want it.

Next poster gets their dream pet.

 

[Mintiously]

GRIFFIN.

Next person gets to go to Electrodrome IRL.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Yay! Will I be in the race or just an audience member?

The next poster gets one Air Ride Machine of their choosing.

 

[Princess Céline]

If this is Kirby, then I'll pick the Dragoon.

Next poster gets their dream character in Smash.