Give the next poster an item

[Lord Bowser]

MOMMY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

N-n-next user... g-gets an.. u-urn...

 

[Wittgenstein]

I put it above my fireplace.

Next user gets a Blue Shell.

 

[Lord Bowser]

OH MY GOD I'M A

Next person gets a plush.

 

[Wittgenstein]

I add it to my collection, but put it under Mario's foot.

Next user gets a plush

 

[Lord Bowser]

Here, boy! Brutally murder this plush!

Next user gets one of 's bones.

 

[Wittgenstein]

I throw it at the next user.

 

[Lord Bowser]

*bonk* OW!

Next person gets a Whacka Bump... owch...

 

[Wittgenstein]

I eat it, recover 25 HP and 25 FP.

I use Hammer Throw on the next user.

 

[Lord Bowser]

*bonk* OW!

Next person gets Maple Syrup.

 

[Wittgenstein]

Yay! *eats waffles*

Next user gets a Bob-Omb that will explode before they have a chance to do anything with it.

 

[Lord Bowser]

*boom* OW!

Next person gets a peanut butter and Jammin' Jelly sandwich.

 

[Wittgenstein]

*Omnomnom*

Next user gets the crust.

 

[Lord Bowser]

Finally, something that doesn't cause me physical pain... *nom*

Next user gets a Fuzzy.

 

[Wittgenstein]

I hop on and he eats it.

Next user gets teleported into a Youtube Poop.

 

[Lord Bowser]

eww.....

Next person gets a ticket to Poshley Heights.

 

[Wittgenstein]

Yay! I get to ride the Excess Express!

Next user gets on top of them.

 

[Recon-Seven]

I kicks Wario away.

Next user gets a mucky stew

 

[Wittgenstein]

I throw it in the next user's face.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I send it back to you, cuz I don't like it when you send it to the next user

Next user gets a monkey

 

[Recon-Seven]

I teach the monkey to do "awesome" thing.

Next user gets a blue, crying Goomba. (Guess what)

 

[Wittgenstein]

I yell at it and tell it to man up and stop crying. Then I send it to get stomped by Mario.

Next user gets a big green balloon.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I pop it

Next user gets a blue balloon

 

[Wittgenstein]

I pop it

Next user gets a red balloon plush.

 

[Specific Neptune]

I cuddle it

Next user gets a gigantic spider

 

[Wittgenstein]

Yay, now

has someone to play with.

Next user gets a Mocha Frappe.