Slippery Slope

[LN1]

When you see it's the real slenderman you use circular logic to prove that in fact, you are the slenderman and he is you.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you find out you are him and he is you, you get stuck in a parallel universe.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you get stuck in a parallel universe, you get assassinated by the King of the MarioWiki

 

[LN1]

When you get assassinated, you stop being assassined by governors and revive.
(next post finishes if I am right)

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you stop being assassinated by governors and revive, you get assassinated by MCS

Don't let MCS assassinate you

When the thread is about to end, you go out for a walk

 

[Yoshi K]

Get rid of cable and switch to DirecTV

When you go out for a walk, you trip in the crosswalk.

 

[Specific Neptune]

You, uh, might want to look back at my post.

 

[Yoshi K]

You, uh, might want to look back at my post.

Fixed.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you trip in the crosswalk, a meteor hits you on the head

 

[Yoshi K]

When a meteor hits you on the head, you get amnesia.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you get amnesia, you forget things you forget that the thread is about to end

 

[Yoshi K]

When you forget the thread is about to end, you fall asleep in McDonalds.

 

[Cirdec]

When you fall asleep in McDonalds, you realize that the McDonalds is haunted.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you realize McDonalds is haunted, you steal Luigi's Poltergust 5000.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you steal Luigi's Poltergust 5000, you have erased Luigi's Mansion 2 from existence

 

[Yoshi K]

When you erase Luigi's Mansion 2 from existence you get ambushed by enraged Luigi fans.

Don't get ambushed by enraged Luigi fans.

New one,
When you get thirsty, you go to a vending machine.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you go to a vending machine, it explodes

 

[Yoshi K]

When it explodes, you get blinded from the light.

 

[Cirdec]

When you get blinded from the light, you realize the vending machine contained gold coins.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you realise that, a guy comes by and stabs you in the heart

 

[Yoshi K]

When a guy comes by and stabs you in the heart, blood pours out your chest.

 

[Cirdec]

When blood pours out your chest, a vampire suddenly comes attacking you.

 

[Yoshi K]

When a vampire suddenly comes and attacks you, you SCREEEEEEEAM!

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you SCREEEEEEAM, the FDA arrests you for illegal drug use

 

[Yoshi K]

When the FDA arrests you for illegal drug use, you go to jail for life.

Don't go to jail for life.

New one,
When you get a post conflict, you get angry.