Slippery Slope

[Specific Neptune]

When Hulk fans rage, Neptune trolls

Don't let Neptune Troll

 

[MCS]

When your friend goes hungry, he starts stealing food from Wal-Mart

 

[Yoshi K]

When he starts stealing food from Wal-Mart, he becomes a criminal.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When he becomes a criminal, you get assassinated by the President.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you get assassinated by the president, he gets arrested.

 

[Cirdec]

When he gets arrested, he undergoes a detailed interrogation.

 

[Yoshi K]

When he undergoes a detailed interrogation, he gets ANGRY!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cirdec]

When he gets ANGRY, Chuck Norris comes to stop him.

 

[Yoshi K]

When Chuck Norris comes to stop him, he destroys your house.

 

[Ray Trace]

When your house is destroyed, another person's house explodes

 

[Specific Neptune]

When another person's house explodes, thousands of people die

Dont let thousands of people die

Next one


When you go to college, you get picked on.

 

[NSY]

When you get picked on, you leave.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you leave, you get assassinated by the Queen.

 

[MCS]

When you get assassinated by the Queen, it turns out it was for a play and it was a toy gun.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

When it turns out it was fake, you get hired by an acting agency.

 

[MCS]

When you get hired by an acting agency, you show off your mad skills to the judges.

 

[Cirdec]

When you show off your mad skills to the judges, you get Wario's role for the next Super Mario Bros movie.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you get Wario's role for the next Super Mario Bros. Movie you have to gain a lot of weight.

 

[Cirdec]

When you have to gain a lot of weight, you eat 5 burgers a day.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you eat 5 burgers a day, you have a heart attack

Don't get a heart attack (I'm assuming that's ten, can't be bothered to check)

When you go out camping, you get stalked by Slenderman.

 

[MCS]

When you eat 5 burgers a day, you have a heart attack

Don't get a heart attack (I'm assuming that's ten, can't be bothered to check)

When you go out camping, you get stalked by Slenderman.

DAMMIT YOU NINJA'D ME

When you get stalked by Slenderman, it turns out it's just a dude wearing a Slenderman mask.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you find that out, you take off the mask

 

[Cirdec]

When you take off the mask, you realize that he also wear the Scream mask.

 

[Yoshi K]

When you realize he also wears the scream mask, you try to take that off.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you take that mask off...you see it's the REAL SLENDERMAN!!