Slippery Slope

[SKmaric]

When you have to choose between Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich, you decide to not choose either of them.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you decide to not choose either of them, Mitt Romney sighs in relief

 

[LN1]

When he does that, we actually finish one of these.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

When we finish one of these, we start a new one.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

When we start a new one, it eventually ends.

The end.

 

[LN1]

When you find the world's stupidest person, you discover you were lucky it wasn't you.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you discover you were lucky because it wasn't you, that stupid person is your best friend

 

[MCS]

When that stupid person is your best friend, you stop being friends with them

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

When you stop being friends with someone, they look for bloodshed.

 

[Mini Star]

When they look for bloodshed, they kill you.

 

[MCS]

When they kill you, it turns out they actually missed their bullet and didn't.

 

[Mini Star]

When their bullet misses you, they decapitate you instead.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

When they decapitate you you die. End.

*Nabo is out of creative juices, somebody else mind starting the next one?

 

[Mini Star]

When you discuss about enemies, your enemy attacks.

 

[MCS]

When your enemy attacks, you run to a foreign country.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

When you run to a foreign country, you need a Visa.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you need a visa, you go and get one

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you go and get one, you get it from the President of the country.

 

[SonicMario]

When you get it from the president, you are arrested for breaking in the White House and taking his Visa.

 

[Smashley]

When you are arrested, you suddenly transform into a giraffe.

 

[SonicMario]

When you transform into a giraffe, you're sent to the Zoo

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you're sent to the zoo, you get stabbed by a man in a panda costume.

 

[Smashley]

When you get stabbed, the man in a panda costume begins to take over France.

Don't let a man in a panda costume take over France.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you dress up as a bear, you punch a woman.

(or at least that's what nic cage does)

 

[SonicMario]

When you punch a woman, women rights activists show up at your house to protest and yell at you.