Slippery Slope

[Nathan Fielder]

When dogs fly out at you, you watch TV.

Don't watch TV.

 

[MCS]

well okay then

i'm going to twist around one I did earlier

When you eat Mexican, your tummy starts making weird noises.

 

[SonicMario]

When your tummy starts making weird noises, you go to the bathroom

 

[MCS]

When you go to the bathroom, a genie pops out of the toilet

 

[SonicMario]

When a genie pops out of the toilet, he grants you three wishes

 

[Specific Neptune]

When he grants you three wishes, you ask for a sports car

 

[MCS]

When you ask for a sports car, you realize you don't have a license but drive it down to France anyway

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you drive down to France, you get stopped by the police

 

[MCS]

When you get stopped by the police, you ask them why they stopped you

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you ask them why they stopped you, they both throw up

 

[MCS]

When they throw up, you forget about them and drive to a French restaurant for dinner

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you drive to a French resteraunt, you realise you still need to take a dump

 

[LN1]

Then you wish to do that, but forget you are in public.

 

[RandomGuy]

Let's start a new one.
When you get banned by a mod, you scheme to take revenge

 

[SKmaric]

When you scheme to take revenge, you accidentally post your plans on YouTube.

 

[MCS]

When you accidentally post your plans to YouTube, you're suspended from YouTube as well.

 

[Baja]

When YouTube suspends you, you sleep with a teddy bear for comfort.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you sleep with the teddy bear, you don't call it the next day

 

[Specific Neptune]

He said you sleep with a teddy bear

I said you don't call it the next day


The teddy bear is a one night stand

 

[MCS]

When you don't call it the next day, you end up extremely tired before school.

 

[Revin]

When you end up extremely tired before school, you skip school and take a nap instead.

 

[SonicMario]

When you skip school and nap, your grades take a plunge.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When your grades take a plunge, you fail all your exams, you don't get into university, your life slowly starts to fall, your girlfriend leaves you, you don't have enough money to afford a house, you end up sleeping in a box, you get pneumonia, and eventually die a horrible, painful death

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Banned by mods, to a horrible painful death, let's restart.(I'm counting Bane's post as about 7 different posts.)

When you talk about politics, you get into arguments.

 

[RandomGuy]

When you get into arguments, you have to choose between Rick Santorum or Newt Gingrich