Slippery Slope

[SonicMario]

When that rhymes, you decide to start a career in the music industry

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you decide to start a career in the music industry, you blow up for no reason.

 

[MCS]

oh come on we could have went somewhere funny with that

When you blow up for no reason, your intestines land on Jim Carrey.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When your intestines land on Jim Carrey, you realise that you might be homosexual.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

oh come on we could have went somewhere funny with that

with what?

When you realise you might be homosexual, you go on a spiritual journey to find out who you really are.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you go on a spiritual journey to find out who you are, you meet MCD, who gives you a magical talking banana

 

[SonicMario]

When he gives you a magical talking banana, you put it in your ear

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you put it in your ear, you die of cancer

 

[MCS]

with what?

With the "You start a career in the music industry".

Anyways,

Don't die of cancer.

When you listen to music, you turn your speakers up full blast.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

When you turn your speakers up to full blast, the president assassinates you.

 

[MCS]

why do you make the president assassinate us every time

When the president assassinates you, you use magic powers to come back to life.

 

[LN1]

When you do that, you remember that you can only use magic to kill people, not to to revive yourself.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you remember that, the president assassinates you.

 

[SonicMario]

When the president assassinates you, your spirit wonders why the President is killing you so darn often

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you wonder that, the president assassinates you

 

[LN1]

When the president assisinates you(taking you to the Underworld3), you stop being assasinated and find Pyrovision Goggles.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When you find pyrovison goggles, you use them to burn trees...in the underworld...what...?

 

[LN1]

Explanation here.
When you do that, you escape and cheat death preventing another assasination by the president.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Ahh, TF2 stuff. I don't play on it much anymore.

When you do that...

Wait for it...

...

You get assassinated by the presi-*assassinated*

 

[Smashley]

Don't get assassinated by the president several times.

When you're writing something, your pencil breaks.

 

[LN1]

When your pencil breaks, you go to the store to buy more for some reason(you do have extra pencils at the place you are)

 

[Smashley]

When you go to buy more pencils, MCD is suddenly mauled by bears.

 

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When MCD is suddenly mauled by bears, the President makes it so nobody can be assassinated by him.

 

[Specific Neptune]

When MCD is suddenly mauled by bears, you thank your sweet fanny ass that you're not MCD. Instead of going to buy more pencils, you decide to live life and visit a strip club.

EDIT: Goddamnit

 

[LN1]

When the president protects itself, you buy a few pencils and GTFO.